You Know You're a Degenerate Gambler When....

[SmashMouth]

I'll start.

You are listening intently to the New Mexico Lobos play the Nothern Arizona baskenball game, on the internet.

 

[MagiTek]

......you join Gamblers Anonymous and they give you 3-1 odds you won't make it....

:lol:

 

[SmashMouth]

You're at your grandmothers funeral and a poker game breaks out in the basement, and you get caught dealing from the bottom of the deck by your a grandfather.:thefinger

 

[MagiTek]

lmfaooooo, thinking of my next line :lol:

 

[MagiTek]

....you're on your way to the track with $500 cash and you use the credit card to gas-up....

 

[freelancc]

:lol: :lol: very funny..

 

[chickenman]

when you have every Worlds Strongest Man competition memorized because you always watch them and look at the scores on the bottom of the screen.

 

[yyz]

Your bookie sends you a "get well soon" card, because you haven't made a bet in two days.

You're pissed when there are no games to bet on.

You forget what games you bet on after you log off the computer.

 

[hellah10]

You forget what games you bet on after you log off the computer.

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[Hydro King]

When you find yourself betting on tennis at 4am cause there's nothing else on the board.

 

[ussrv]

when you hdcp a golf tournament at the private club you work at.

 

[Penguinfan]

After bailing out on the Monday night game to even up you find you are 2-7 on the weekend and think your a solid capper.

penguinfan

 

[SmashMouth]

Your bookie lets you set your own lines on the NFL and College at the beginning of the week and you still lose 8 out of nine weeks.

 

[kickserv]

you actually place a wager on one of those huge "special bets"


ya know what I mean:


Is Elvis Alive? 501-1

Loch Ness Monster exists 250-1

2nd coming of Jesus 1001-1

Michael Jackson to receive a head transplant 501-1

My dog to become Rhodes scholar 5000-1

A proffesional soccer game being played with nobody diving 7000-1

Porn to be erraticated from planet earth 56 000-1

 

[Penguinfan]

Your still trying to convince your book to pay you on that Al Gore prop wager you took in 2000.

 

[kcwolf]

After bailing out on the Monday night game to even up you find you are 2-7 on the weekend and think your a solid capper.

penguinfan

:jump: :jump:

I actually know one or two people like that, way too funny.

 

[SmashMouth]

Casual friday has evolved into a bathroom craps game.

 

[Blitz]

You Know You're a Degenerate Gambler When....

Every once in a while you have a TITFD Bet!!!!

 

[SmashMouth]

You go to the 7-11 and akmed has your racing form and lottery tickets ready for you when you walk in.

 

[Sportsaholic]

When your on the phone with your book placing a bet and your kid is on a cell phone with his book taking the other side