(YURI MY RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR IS MOVING)

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dance2 dance2 dance2 BOYS GOOD NEWS MY RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR HAS INFORMED ME HE IS MOVING OUT OF SOUTH BOSTON THANK GOD BECAUSE I WAS PLANNING ON FIRE BOMBING THE F-CKS HOUSE.SINCE HE MOVED NEXT DOOR OVER 3 YEARS AGO HE HAS BE GOING OUT OF HIS WAY TO DRIVE ME NUTS.IN THE COLD WINTER DAYS I WOULD SHOVEL MY WALKWAY AND THE YURI WOULD COME ALONG 20 MINUTES LATER AND CLEAN HIS WALKWAY AND THROW THE SNOW BACK WHERE I JUST SHOVELED.AND WHO CAN FORGET THE LAWNMOWER INCIDENT WHERE HE ALLOWED A NIGERIAN TO COME ONTO MY PROPERTY AND STEAL MY MOWER HE SAID HE THOUGHT THE GUY WAS A FRIEND OF MINE WHAT THE F-CK HOW STUPID CAN RUSSIANS BE.HE ALSO ACCUSED ME OF LOOKING AT HIS WIFE I STILL DONT KNOW IF HE WAS JOKING OR NOT BUT FELLAS THIS GUY HAS BEEN TORTURE FOR ME MY WIFE SAYS ITS ALL IN MY IMMAGINATION THAT YURI REALLY LIKES MY SHE GETS ALONG WITH THEM.

BOYS I GUESS YURI ISNT LEAVING QUITELY I HAVE TOLD HIM IN THE PAST HOW I WOULD LOVE TO BUY HIS HOUSE AND TURN I INTO A WORKSHOP MAN THIS USED TO PISS HIM OFF.
BOYS I ASKED YURI HOW MUCH HE IS SELLING HIS HOUSE FOR MAN THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL.HE SAYS JIM ITS ALL YOURS FOR 430,000 I SAID YURI ARE YOU NUTS I DONT HINK YOU CAN GET 430 GRAND HE SAID SURE I WILL DO YOU WANT TO BUY IT OR NOT BEANTOWNJIM.I SAID LET ME CHECK WITH MY WIFE AND GET BACK TO YOU.O.K. FELLAS ARE YOU READY FOR THIS MY WIFE IS KIND OF THE NOSY TYPE SO SHE SUGGESTED WE VISIT THE REAL ESTATE AGENT DOWN THE STREET AND LOOK AT THE LISTING AND GET ALL THE DETAILS ABOUT THE MORTGAGE AND EVERYTHING ELSE MAN I WAS SHOCKED YURI TELLS ME THE HOUSE IS MINE FOR 430 IT IS LISTED WITH THE AGENT FOR 400 IS THIS F-CKING KID LOOKING FOR A BEATING OR WHAT.I JUST HOPE THE F-CKING DUMB RUSSIAN DOESNT SELL THE HOUSE TO SOME HAITIAN FAMILY JESUS CHRIST THIS KID IS CAPAPLE OF DOING ANYTHING TO PISS ME OFF.

HOW DO I TELL YURI IN A NICE WAY THAT HE IS FULL OF SH-T AND I CHECKED WITH THE REAL ESTATE AGENT AND IF HE WANTS TO FIGHT FOR THE EXTRA 30 GRAND LETS ROLL.WHAT BALLS ON THIS GUY IMAGINE TELLING ME 430 GRAND AND HAVE IT LISTED RIGHT DOWN THE STREET WITH AN AGENT FOR 400.
 

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say "uh yuri...your full of shit and if you think its going to sell for 400,000, try 390,000..' than piss on his lawn...
 

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Beaner,

Great news pal! Yours truly (that's me) has decided to move to Boston with my family! Can you let me know who the agent the house is listed with is? My wife is a little weirded out about moving to boston where all the limericks live, but I assured her that not all the irish clansmen are potato hungry redheaded leprechauns. There are a few good ones left - Like YOU Jim!
Maybe our wives can be friends if we live next door to each other and share recipes and drink coronas together while you and me are playing golf.


BTW JIM, tell your wife to sleep with her hands above the covers so she isnt tempted to touch her vagina once I move next door!
 

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BTW JIM, tell your wife to sleep with her hands above the covers so she isnt tempted to touch her vagina once I move next door!

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MARINE RIGHT NOW ITS BAD ENOUGH I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE RUSSIANS NEXT DOOR FIGHTING AT 2AM IN RUSSIAN THERES NO WAY I AM GOING TO BE AWOKEN BY A GAY MARINE ASKING HIS WIFE TO BONE HIM UP THE ARSE AT 2AM.MARINE I AM SORRY BUT I CANT HAVE YOU LIVING NEXT DOOR IF THAT STORY ABOUT THE DILDO EVER GOT OUT JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WILL BE BEATING BOTH OF US UP YOU FOR BEING A HOMO AND ME FOR TALKING TO A HOMO YOU SEE MARINE I AM IN A NO WIN SITUATION I GET BEAT UP EITHER WAY.MARINE I JUST JOINED THE ELKS CLUB WITH ANOTHER NEIGHBOR OF MINE WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU SLIP UP AND TELL THAT STORY AGAIN ABOUT YOU AND YOUR WIFE HOW LONG DO YOU THINK MY MEMBERSHIP WILL BE GOOD FOR.I COULD SEE IT NOW BEANTOWN WHERE ELKS MEMBERS AND WE LIKE TO HUNT WHERE IS THAT FAG MARINE NEIGHBOR OF YOURS,WITH MY LUCK THEY WOULD BLOW YOU AWAY AND BLAME ME SO SORRY MARINE I CANT TAKE THAT CHANCE YOU WILL HAVE TO LOOK IN ANOTHER NEIGHBORHOOD MAYBE PROVINCETOWN.

FIRST RUSSIANS, NOW A GAY MARINE, WHATS NEXT 2 LESBIANS RIDING A HARLEY.CANT I JUST HAVE NORMAL NEIGHBORS FOR A CHANGE :ban:
 

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BOYS I JUST HAD A REALLY FUNNY THOUGHT.EVERY SUNDAY DURING FOOTBALL SEASON WE ALL GET TOGETHER TO WATCH THE GAMES.ME JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN,PHIL THE BARBER,BIG MIKE WE GET A GOOD GROUP AND TALK ABOUT SPORTS AND BET THE GAMES.COULD YOU IMAGINE THE LOOKS ON THE GUYS FACES IF WE ARE ALL SITTING THERE A LITTLE BUZZED AND I INVITE MARINE TO COME DOWN AND WATCH THE GAMES.OUR TALKS ARE USUALLY ABOUT HOW THIS BLACK QUARTERBACK SUCKS AND WE LOST A TON OF DOUGH ON HIM HOWEVER THE CONVERSATION TURNS TO SEX AND I TELL EVERYBODY HOW I WOULD LOVE TO BANG A BLACK BROAD.AND THE OTHER GUYS TELL THERE STORIES THEN OF COURSE MARINE STARTS TO FEEL LIKE ONE OF THE GUYS AND SAYS I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT HAVING MY WIFE STICK A DILDO UP MY ARSE (HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT WILL BE BEFORE ME AND MY NEIGHBOR MARINE ARE OUT COLD ON THE FLOOR WITH A LEFT HOOK FROM JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN.WOW THAT IS FUNNY :D
 

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beantownjim said:
OF COURSE MARINE STARTS TO FEEL LIKE ONE OF THE GUYS AND SAYS I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT HAVING MY WIFE STICK A DILDO UP MY ARSE (HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT WILL BE BEFORE ME AND MY NEIGHBOR MARINE ARE OUT COLD ON THE FLOOR WITH A LEFT HOOK FROM JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN.WOW THAT IS FUNNY :D

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I'm having a bad flashback from the movie were Arnold was a Russian cop and John Belushi was a Chicago cop, "Red Heat"?

Early in the movie, Arnold, in a sauna, naked, with a bunch of Russian drug dealers, naked, get into a massive fight in the snow after all fly out a window. Arnold kicks the shit out of all of them.

Is this what goes on outside BTJ's window every now and then with the growling Russians fighting naked on his lawn?
 

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marine said:
My wife is a little weirded out about moving to boston where all the limericks live, but I assured her that not all the irish clansmen are potato hungry redheaded leprechauns. There are a few good ones left - Like YOU Jim!


:bs: :D :lol: :lol:
 
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