That Should Be WAS A Vice-President For Chase

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May 27, 2005 6:43 am US/Eastern
(1010 WINS) UNION BEACH, N.J. Monmouth County authorities say a nude banker wearing a condom jumped out of the woods and tried to sexually assault an off-duty female police officer who was out for a jog.

The woman grabbed a can of pepper spray and called police on her cell phone as she chased the man in Union Beach on Sunday. Authorities say the woman got the license plate number to a rental car, which authorities traced to John Kelly.

The 39-year-old surrendered to police yesterday. Officials say the Jersey City resident is a vice president for Chase in New York.

Kelly is charged with attempted sexual assault and lewdness.

Prosecutors would not release the female officer's name or say what department she works for.
 

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Did the officer chase the guy while he was nude? If so, couldn't they find where he left his clothes and trace it back to him. Looks like this guy didn't think it through. :mj07:
 

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Did the officer chase the guy while he was nude? If so, couldn't they find where he left his clothes and trace it back to him. Looks like this guy didn't think it through. :mj07:
yeah but the pepper spray makes it a better story. Can you imagine him having to explain this "incident" to his superiors at Chase ? Would love to be a fly on a wall in that office (LOL).
 
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The 39-year-old surrendered to police yesterday. Officials say the Jersey City resident is a vice president for Chase in New York

New Yorkers :mj07:
 
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