YYZ's family reunion
Hi. I'm YYZ. Momma says I got all the looks and none of the brains. I love cruising for babes. Girls make spit run down my chin
This is YYZ's Momma. She has a lot of boyfriends. One of them has automobile insurance, and one of them even has a job!
This is cousin Jesse. YYZ says he invented toothpaste. I think he is telling the truth, because anyone else would have called it teethpaste.
This is YYZ's older sister Sue Ellen. She has 13 kids, and none of them look alike. Sue Ellen believes Elvis is alive and well, and coming for her one day soon.
This is YYZ's dog. His name is Scott-Atlanta. Momma says he is the world's worst hunting dog.
This is YYZ's RV. They camp out a lot at the Wal-Mart parking lot on Saturday nights.
This is YYZ's Daddy's half-brother Lester. He is riding his Cowasaki
This is Betty Sue, YYZ's girl. Ain't she purty? YZZ, Betty Sue, and Betty Sue's mom like to stay at motels in the same room