ok, so me and a bunch of buddies are at a pool hall here in Toledo. this drunk comes in saying he can out-do anybody in anything...especially in:
1) Golden Tee Golf
2) Drinking a pitcher the fastest
3) Darts
nobody wanted to take him up on the challenge cuz he wanted 100 bucks up front. but me and "im not the one" take the challenge...
first challenge...2004 Golden Tee Golf!
he picks the hard course - the Hawaii course
came down to the 18th hole...we are both at +2 and I got a long putt for Birdie...AND I SINK IN THE 76 FOOT PUTT - he Bogied
second challenge...the pitcher...
Iam 6ft 165 (yea skinny) - but INTO is 6'4" 250(something like that) - he drank that damn pitcher in about 4 minutes....a fawking pitcher. god, I would puke everywhere - KUDOS INTO!! OWE YA ONE!
third challenge...no we all thought it was best of 3...we allready won the first 2, and poor INTO, he`s standing there with a buzz from hell ready to puke all over the place. but this guy is an ass...he says 3-0 or nothing! So I stepped up!!
Never in my life have I hit a bullseye...but as god as my witness, I HIT IT THREE TIMES!!!! WOOOOOOOOOF!
the guy leaves in anger and throws us our prize. his wife stands there smacking him on his back cursing him to hell!! we take our 100 bucks back and open the envelope...
Inside...
2 free tickets to:
Ohio St vs. Michigan St on November 8th
Our tickets are in section 3C - but we dont give a fawk, they are free lol. And yes OSU fans, I will be hattin! I will venture to Michigan and purchase a nice green Michigan St jersey to wear and smile too!!

Nice way to start the day huh
lets hope the luck continues throughout the day
1) Golden Tee Golf
2) Drinking a pitcher the fastest
3) Darts
nobody wanted to take him up on the challenge cuz he wanted 100 bucks up front. but me and "im not the one" take the challenge...
first challenge...2004 Golden Tee Golf!
he picks the hard course - the Hawaii course
came down to the 18th hole...we are both at +2 and I got a long putt for Birdie...AND I SINK IN THE 76 FOOT PUTT - he Bogied
second challenge...the pitcher...
Iam 6ft 165 (yea skinny) - but INTO is 6'4" 250(something like that) - he drank that damn pitcher in about 4 minutes....a fawking pitcher. god, I would puke everywhere - KUDOS INTO!! OWE YA ONE!
third challenge...no we all thought it was best of 3...we allready won the first 2, and poor INTO, he`s standing there with a buzz from hell ready to puke all over the place. but this guy is an ass...he says 3-0 or nothing! So I stepped up!!
Never in my life have I hit a bullseye...but as god as my witness, I HIT IT THREE TIMES!!!! WOOOOOOOOOF!
the guy leaves in anger and throws us our prize. his wife stands there smacking him on his back cursing him to hell!! we take our 100 bucks back and open the envelope...
Inside...
2 free tickets to:
Ohio St vs. Michigan St on November 8th
Our tickets are in section 3C - but we dont give a fawk, they are free lol. And yes OSU fans, I will be hattin! I will venture to Michigan and purchase a nice green Michigan St jersey to wear and smile too!!
Nice way to start the day huh
lets hope the luck continues throughout the day