Funniest Movie Scene of all Time

[Snake Plissken]

For me 3 scenes stick out

1. The Courthouse scene in Animal House

2. The Restaurant scene in the Blues Brothers

3. The "Pie" scene in American Pie

I'm sure I missed a ton of them so lets hear your favorites

 

[Snake Plissken]

I Forgot one

When Jim Carrey comes out of that Rhino in Ace Ventura
THAT WAS SOME FUNNY *HIT :142smilie

 

[kickserv]

Skin Deep:
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the 5 minute sequence when John Ritter gets shock therapy.


Fish Called Wanda
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the scene where John Cleese says "Porscha...let's go to the pub"


Bruce Almighty
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the scene where Jim Carrey takes over the voice of the newscaster.


Dumb and Dumber
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the "snowball" scene......ya know where he chucks the snowball at her.


Ace Ventura
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the scene where he checks himself into the mental institution.

 

[Penguinfan]

The scene in the first Nutty Professor where Eddie Murphy plays all the characters at the dinner table.

Penguinfan

 

[c20916]

Old School

We're going streaking!!!

 

[dogface]

Howard Stern Movie:

When he tosses the frisbee and hits the guy in the head. LOL!!

 

[bjfinste]

"Outside Providence".... the Drugs Delany letter scene. If you haven't seen this movie, do yourself a favor and rent it tonight.

 

[IntenseOperator]

"The Son of Frankenstien"

When his hump changes sides

When the horses are heard in the backround when Frau Blewhauw (spelling) name is said



"Airplane"

Sound of propellars while they are flying in a jet

Scene when he initially walks in to the terminal and people come up asking for $$ for one cause or another, and he drops them

People driven to committing suicide next to the main character in the plane as he tells his life story

That crazy guy in the terminal tower (Joe Isuzu guy)....
"The tower, the tower, Repunzel, Repunzel"

"And Leon's getting LAARRRGGEERRRR"


over the intercom on the flight.........
"EVERYONE ASSUME CRASH POSITION"

in flight...
"What's your vector Victor, WHAT?, roger Roger, WHAT?"

"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley!"

at the tower....
"I picked a bad time to stop sniffing glue."


The tough bar scene........
were the two Girl Scouts in blond pigtails and full Girl Scout uniform break out into a fight

In the beginning, the guy goes to the veteran pilots house....

the dog mauls him, "Shep, Stop It"

the wife is sleeping with a horse



"Hollywood Nights"

"He grabbed it with his Dick!" from the scene with the one armed violinist who played a tune with one arm, then bowed to the applais holding the bow with his finger through his fly to an eighty year old board members amazement

Outside the window....(hand gestures)
my dick in your punch

"just drive the van through the new bushes"

"I'm the lawnmower, and your ass is grass"



"The Cable Guy"

The whole F'n movie

 

[JT]

The terminal scene in 'Airplane'. (Actually the whole movie )
The baseball sequence in 'Naked Gun'
Towing Yard scene in 'Liar Liar'

 

[JT]

Forgot two!

Sam Kinison as the crazy teacher in 'Back to School'
Steve Martin as the sadistic dentist and Bill Murray as the pain loving patient from 'Little Shop of Horrors'.


"It's your professionalism I resent!" LMAO!

 

[worm44]

EVERY SCENE IN 'GROUNDHOG DAY" STARRING BILL MURRAY

ALSO IN 'WATERBOY" WHERE LT SAYS' DONT DO CRACK"

 

[buddy]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (from beginning to end)
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"Why look, it's only a li'l bunny rabbit"

Yeah, but he bit 'is bloomin' head off!"

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"Whats' your favorite colour?"

"Yellow.............No, blue, blue."

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When the Knights Of The Round Table came riding up over the hill on broomsticks clapping coconuts together to make the sound of hooves.

 

[the_allt]

The seen in Porky's where Ballbreaker is in the principals office talking about a police lineup for tallywhackers.

 

[dawgball]

The snowball scene in Dumb and Dumber is my favorite comedic scene of all time. That was genius editing!

 

[dogface]

The seen in Porky's where Ballbreaker is in the principals office talking about a police lineup for tallywhackers.

That had me in tears as well, hilarious!

TSI

 

[gman2]

bad news bears (original)

walter matheau introduces the girl to the team.

tanner: (in an incredulous tone) "jews, spics, n1ggers,........... now a girl?

easily the funniest one liner of all times, not to mention it goes to show how non-PC the 1970's were.

 

[Blitz]

"Where's your other hand? Between two pillows. Those ain't two pillows!"

Planes, Train's & Automobiles

 

[HighRoller]

dumb and dumber :

when jim carrey gives harry some tea with turbo xlax and hes driving the lamborghini as his stomach drops a bomb he runs in and dumps the best diarreah scene ever and then finds out the toliet is broken !

 

[60 SEC ASSASSIN]

SOMETHING ABOUT MARY:
When Stiller zipped up his nut sack.

HOWARD STERN MOVIE:
When he threw the frisbee at the retards head

 

[Eddie Haskell]

My Cousin Vinnie: Public Defenders' (not Joe Pesci but the attorney who stutters) opening statement and direct examination of a witness who wears reading glasses.

Beverly Hills Cop (I think): The scene where the Duke brothers were homeless from the earlier movie, Trading Places.

Annie Hall: Woody Allen sneezing away couple of thousand dollars worth of cocaine. Also, after talking with Annies suicidal brother in Minnesota who dreams of driving his car into a concrete embankment, the scene shifts to her brother driving with Woody in the front seat.

Also from Blazing Saddles: Okay, we'll give some land to the chinks and the niggers. But not the Irish. and...

Excuse me while I whip this out.

Ed