Funniest Movie Scene of all Time

[Nole]

Movie corrections:

Intense Operator: Young Frankenstein, directed by Mel Brooks.

Eddie Haskell: Coming to America is the movie you're looking for. Eddie and the young lady come out of the restaurant and the homeless Duke bros are sitting there. Eddie(the prince) gives them a sack full of cash and one of them says, "We're back". That was hilarious!

No question the funniest scene was the toilet scene in Dumb and Dumber.

Another favorite, Good Fellas when Joe Pesci is doing the scene "How am I funny? Am I here to amuse you?" When Henry finally figures it out and Pesci says, "He may fold under questioning!" Then Henry says, "You are a funny guy!!!" Then Pesci pounces on him. (Well, I liked it anyway)

nole

 

[Brick]

All good ones youv'e mentioned. How about:

Blazing Saddles: They stop at the toll booth in the middle of the desert and Slim Pickins says "Damn, now we gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes" Then one rider goes through at a time.

Naked Gun: Prisilla Presley climbing the ladder and Leslie says" Nice beaver" She replies "Oh do you like it? I just had it stuffed" Then she climbs down carrying a stuffed beaver.

 

[ocelot]

From WAY BACK:

It's a Mad Mad Mad World when Jonathan Winters dismantles the service station

 

[Sportsaholic]

One of my all time fav's:

Dudley Moore in "Arthur"

"Your a Hooker? I thought I was just doing great!"

The sceen where Arthur falls out of the Limo, balances his cocktail on the car, staggers into the apartment building and bangs on the wrong door---old woman screaming at her husband....Classic

 

[Box and one]

Airplane....

this sequence in the cockpit

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Joey: Wait a minute! I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Kareem! I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try . . . except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't! LISTEN KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Arthur was a great movie

Dudley Moore played a great drunk

 

[RAZ]

arthur....hoooker line..gielguld and lizas father had some good lines as well/.

blazing saddles....monmgo knocks out the horse...campfire scene w/beans...sheriff had some great lines.

"Rectum? damn near killed him..."


history of the world,,,,unic scene

burt reynolds flix w/outtakes at the end (cannonball run, smokeyand the bandit, the end)

bill and ted playing "death" in battleship, clue and twister.

used cars.....when they bury the lot owner

Big trouble in littler china...fight scenes w/russell, general dialogue

Young frankenstein....abbie normal ..... hump what hump?...

woody allen ....pushing the sex ball around

steve martin ....the jerk...

bruce almighty newsroom takes the cake for best side splitter in awhile

 

[PaTsJaMM]

Anything with Chris Farley in it

 

[yyz]

I always got a hoot out of John Candy in Stripes, when he gets off the bus at basic. Sgt Hulka is standing at the bus door.

Candy looks at the building and says, "I sure hope this is the Mess Hall."

Then he glances at Hulka and says, "How's it goin' Eisenhower?"

 

[bullet]

dumb and dumber

when he says when i think u cant do anything dumber you do something like this and redeem yourself!


and the end with the bus pointing them the wrong way!

 

[loudog]

scary movie 2...the scene where the butler with the messed up hand is serving food he "prepared by hand"

 

[BetBHB.com]

A few scenes in Night at the Roxbury were histarical.
When the two brother are inside the club and they see a girl up in the balcony (waving to someone else), they think she is waving to them. Then they start pointing at eachother, then to themselves and back and forth, over and over. Too funny.
When they are on the dance floor and the girl gets sandwiched between them, they start going crazy bumping her trying to dance with her. Way too funny.
Every scene from the movie Fletch with Chevy Chase was absolutly histarical.
Justin
-BHB

 

[BetBHB.com]

Receptionist: Can I help you Dr.----?
Fletch: Oh it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis. I'm just here to check out Alan Stanwyk's file.
Receptionist: Dr. who?
Fletch: Dr. Rosenrosen, i'm here to get into the records room.
Receptionist: What was that name again?
Fletch: It's Dr. Rosen, I want to check the records room.
Receptionist: Dr. who?
Fletch: Dr. Rosen! Where's the records room?!

LMFAO!!

 

[BetBHB.com]

Doc: That's an interesting name, Mr.....?
Fletch: Babar.
Doc: Is that with one B or two?
Fletch: One. B-A-B-A-R.
Doc: That's two.
Fletch: Yeah, but not right next to each other, that's what I thought you meant.
Doc: Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar.
Fletch: Ha, ha, ha. I wouldn't know. I don't have any.
Doc: No children?
Fletch: No elephant books.

 

[BetBHB.com]

Austin Powers comes to mind as well. Michael Myers is too good at that roll.

 

[IntenseOperator]

Something About Mary

"FRANKS N BEANS! FRANKS N BEANS!"








thanks for the correction Nole
I hate screwing up a joke

I know the scene was posted, but the line is gold.

 

[beantownjim]

BOYS I HAVE ALWAYS LAUGHED AT THIS SCENE IN THE BAD NEWS BEARS WHEN BOILERMAKER PLAYED BY WALTER MATHAU IS IN THE FINAL GAME FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP AND THE PLAYERS SAY

HEY COACH YOU HAVE TO GET AMANDA OUT OF THE GAME SHE IS THROWING OUT HER ARM THEN BOILERMAKER SAY YOU LET ME COACH FOR CHRIST SAKES YOU GUYS WANTED TO GET INTO THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME DIDNT YOU THEN HE SAYS MAN I LAUGH EVERYTIME I THINK ABOUT IT (WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT ME TO DO BRING IN RUDY STEIN) I DONT KNOW WHY BUT THAT LINE HAS ALWAYS MADE ME LAUGH

JESUS SAVES,AND ESPOSITO SCORES ON THE REBOUND

 

[Chopsticks]

So many...

So many...

Monty Python's: Search For the Holy Grail...

The scene where King Arther fights the black knight and chops his limbs off one by one.


Sixteen Candles...

The scene where Jake and his friend are doing pullups and talking. In the background is a giant 6'5" dude wrestling with a 4'8" rail of a kid. Not alot of people notice that scene, but it always has me rolling!!!!


Scary Movie...

The ending when they shoplift that grocery store...


Road Trip...

DJ Squalls shacks up with that gigantic black chick and they're sitting on the swing bench and it's leaning over to one side...


Roxanne...

Steve Martin does the 20 reasons why his nose is so big


National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...

The one scene with the squirrel. And the other when Randy Quaid is emptying out his septic tank and says, "shitters full."


Trading Places...

Eddie Murphy in the jail scene at the beginning of the movie when he talks about being a "karate man."


Will be back with more as I remember them

 

[IntenseOperator]

Chopsticks right on the money!

Search for The Holy Grail

The killer rabit

"LOOK AT THE BONES!"

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Right before the scene you are talking about. The ditzy aunt that brought in the present (which was actually her cat in a box covered in wrapping paper), kept saying with her whiny voice that she could hear something. Her husband (I forgot the actors name) with the bad hair piece and the stogey tells her out loud, "You couldn't hear a dump truck drive through a nitroglycerine plant!"

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Naked Gun:

When Frank Drebin and Priscilla Presley (Vincent Ludwigs' assistant) come walking out of the theatre, arm in arm, laughing hysterically, and the camera pans back so that you see the movie marquee showing "Platoon" while the Hermans Hermits "I'm into something good" plays in the background.

Eddie