Driving in the left lane
- Thread starter Eddie Haskell
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I often find myself wishing I had some kind of big sign in my car I could just hold up while driving by. You know, something like: "Get outta the left lane you idiot!". Maybe I'll get some poster board and markers and leave them in the back seat. I could just make an appropriate sign on the fly! 
Eddie Haskell is so right about this issue.
I can't stand it when I'm doing 110 on the Interstate, cruising past all the wimps on my right side, then some dim-witted dip-shiit only driving 90 slows me up in the left lane.
Hell, once I was crusing along and had to slam on the brakes when some idiot crawling along at 85 mph refused to pull over and cease control of the lane. Slamming on the brakes actually cuased me to drop the cell phone out of my hand.
I'm thinking of getting a giant snow plow attached to my grill, so I can keep the left lane clear of traffic.
Nolan
I can't stand it when I'm doing 110 on the Interstate, cruising past all the wimps on my right side, then some dim-witted dip-shiit only driving 90 slows me up in the left lane.
Hell, once I was crusing along and had to slam on the brakes when some idiot crawling along at 85 mph refused to pull over and cease control of the lane. Slamming on the brakes actually cuased me to drop the cell phone out of my hand.
I'm thinking of getting a giant snow plow attached to my grill, so I can keep the left lane clear of traffic.
Nolan
Oh man me too, this one time at band camp...shut the fawk up haskell you dip shit. Nobody cares about some selfish whiny lawyer in his lexus not being able to get to his circle jerk in time. You lawyers are all the same, you think your time is more important than everyone elses. :thefinger
Eddie Haskell said:
now THAT'S the biggest idiot on the road, the f'in tailgater. relax, a$$hole and I'll move over when i get a chance. i am NOT going to move over to get behind some slow assed truck when i'm going 80 just to let your 85 MPH ass go by and i'm not going to speed up because you're on my ass either. i might even slow down.
MadJack said:
That contributes to the problem, Jack. It's one thing if a guy is on your ass and there are cars right infront of you. There is nothing you can do. But, if you are doing 100 with no one in front of you, you should pull over if the guy behind you is doing 120. If you don't want to get behind a slower driver on the right, pass him, and then pull in.
The other great peeve that happened to me today was this swift move:
I am cruising along at 74 in the left lane passing the cars in the right hand lane......All is good. But up ahead, I see the ineveitable. A car behind another car in the right lane gaining ever so slightly on him. Now, of course this dipshit is doing 65 to the other guys 66, so he decides to eeeeeeeeeease on out into the passing lane, with me barreling down on his ass at 74! Too fuking stupid to notice that I am gaining on him like a raped ape! Now, I have to lock em up to meet HIS turtle pace! I do the "Eddie", and get right on their ass. Of course, it rarely helps, but it makes the point, IMO.
Just answer me this:
Why can't you step on the gas for the 7-10 seconds it would take to pass the other car, and get back into the right lane? Please?????
One more whiney assed rant before I go........
Truckers used to be the best drivers out there. Now, they are some of the biggest pricks on the road! "Fuk you! I gotta big-rig, and I own the road!" They know you aren't going to smash into them, and if you did, it wouldn't hurt them.
Okay.......I gotta take my pills now.
Jack:
You know how to run a website but, you sure can't drive. Move your fat ass over. Why the f*** do you think you can pick your speed and hold up people behind you???? Trying to prove a point???
I mean really think about it. Whose interfering with who here? I have no objection if you want to drive like your grandmother. Just do it in the right lane. I will not interfere.
Why the hell do you think you have the right to interfere with my right to drive like Rickie Rudd in the left lane??? You better believe I'll be on your ass with my brights on!!! Until you learn how to drive, use the passing lane for just that "PASSING" and move the f*** over.
This aint brain surgery.
By the way, Stuman, this agent guy, I have no idea other than he's some distant relation to Dogs that Bark. Looks like I may have my very own stalker. I'm kinda excited.
Y:
Sometimes I think those guys who pull out in front of you know that you've got your cruise set on a speed and that you'll have to tap the brake. I swear I really think that drivers like Jack think that its a race and they arent going to let you win.
You see Jack, driving techniques like you are supporting cause the problem when its really in your control to merely pass so that you dont interfere with the rights of those who want to go faster than you.
Why do you think you have a lock on setting the speed for travel on the highway? We all use it. Just don't cut anyone off whose trying to pass you. If you want to pass hit the gas just a little harder so you don't make me brake and get on your tail.
You see, you can control the situation unlike MadEddie who has to go 120 mph.
Ed
You know how to run a website but, you sure can't drive. Move your fat ass over. Why the f*** do you think you can pick your speed and hold up people behind you???? Trying to prove a point???
I mean really think about it. Whose interfering with who here? I have no objection if you want to drive like your grandmother. Just do it in the right lane. I will not interfere.
Why the hell do you think you have the right to interfere with my right to drive like Rickie Rudd in the left lane??? You better believe I'll be on your ass with my brights on!!! Until you learn how to drive, use the passing lane for just that "PASSING" and move the f*** over.
This aint brain surgery.
By the way, Stuman, this agent guy, I have no idea other than he's some distant relation to Dogs that Bark. Looks like I may have my very own stalker. I'm kinda excited.
Y:
Sometimes I think those guys who pull out in front of you know that you've got your cruise set on a speed and that you'll have to tap the brake. I swear I really think that drivers like Jack think that its a race and they arent going to let you win.
You see Jack, driving techniques like you are supporting cause the problem when its really in your control to merely pass so that you dont interfere with the rights of those who want to go faster than you.
Why do you think you have a lock on setting the speed for travel on the highway? We all use it. Just don't cut anyone off whose trying to pass you. If you want to pass hit the gas just a little harder so you don't make me brake and get on your tail.
You see, you can control the situation unlike MadEddie who has to go 120 mph.
Ed
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saint said:You guys all forgot the best part. That usually happens when you pass the schmuck on the right, and then he decides to increase his speed by 10mph just to bust your balls and make you break 100 to pass him
Between the guy who speeds up while your passing him or the one that decides to do the same speed as the car next to him so that you're boxed in and have nowhere to go, I'm still trying to figure out which one is the biggest schmuck.
How am I able to find two people driving next to each other at 61mph when the damn speed limit is 70mph. :cuss: