JACK I AM GOING TO TRY AND SAY THIS IN A NICE WAY BUT ITS HARD FOR ME TO DO (I AM LAYING 6,000 TO 1 THAT THERE ISNT ANY HARVARD GRADS IN THOSE PHOTOS WOW AFTER LOOKING AGAIN LETS MAKE IT 1,000,000,000 TO 1) JESUS CHRIST IF I WENT TO YOUR PARTY I WOULD BE CONSIDERED ROCK HUDSON AFTER LOOKING AT SOME OF YOU GUYS MAN THOSE PUCTURES ARE SHOCKING TO SAY THE LEAST

YOU GUYS SURE LOOK LIKE YOU LOST A LOT OF CLOSE BETS AND THE NERVES GOT TO YOU BECAUSE EVERYBODY LOOKS 10 YEARS OLDER THAN THEY PROBABLY ARE.JACK GIVE ME A LITTLE TIME DONT GO GETTING ME MARRIED TO YOUR SISTER YET OH MY ARM LET GO JACK I'LL MARRY HER AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGEMENT JUST TO MAKE YOUR FATHER HAPPY

JACK I DONT THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA THAT I GO TO THE PARTY NEXT YEAR ALL THE BROADS WILL BE ALL OVER ME AFTER LOOKING AT YOU YAHOOS THE WOMEN WILL THINK THAT I AM A MOVIE STAR OR SOMETHING.I AM SHOCKED HOW BAD THE MEN LOOK I SWEAR I SAW EDDIES PICTURE LAST WEEK ON AMERICAS MOST WANTED.I HAVE TO GO TAKE ANOTHER LOOK ITS UNBELIEVABLE HOW BAD YOU GUYS LOOK.ITS PRETTY BAD WHEN JACKS FATHER IS THE BEST LOOKING GUY IN THE GROUP AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS 100:shrug: WELL IF I DO COME TO THE PARTY NEXT YEAR I WILL BRING PLENTY OF PROTECTION

BECAUSE I HAVE A FEELING ALL THE WOMEN WILL BE THROWING THEMSELVES AT ME WHEN THEY REALIZE WHAT THERE OPTIONS ARE.