JACK I DONT REALLY KNOW HOW TO BEGIN BUT WHEN I SAW YOUR PICTURE FROM VEGAS YOU LOOKED LIKE A GUY WHO HAS SEEN IT ALL AND DONE IT ALL I NEED A LITTLE ADVICE FROM AN OLTIMER.I WOULD LIKE TO ASK MY FATHER BUT IF I DID I AM AFFRAID HE MIGHT TAKE A POKE AT ME AND I DONT FEEL LIKE FIGHTING WITH MY DEAR OLD DAD.(JACK JR. GET LOST I AM TALKING TO YOUR FATHER) YOU SEE JACK SR. LAST YEAR WHEN I USED TO GO INTO THIS QUICK MART TO GET MY GAS AND A COFFEE THERE WAS THIS ISLAND GIRL FROM HAITI JACK SR. YOU UNDERSTAND NEEDLESS TO SAY SHE HAD A GREAT TAN ALMOST AS DARK AS A HERSHEE KISS.JACK SR. I AM A HAPPILY MARRIED MAN TO A LOVELY WOMEN BUT OF COURSE ME BEING A LITTLE CURIOUS ABOUT THE DARKER SIDE OF THE TURKEY DID A LITTLE FLIRTING MYSELF.JACK DO YOU KNOW WE USED TO HUG IN BROAD DAYLIGHT MAN THANK GOD MY LOVELY WIFE NEVER GOT WIND OF THIS.WELL JACK SR. I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHAT HER MOTIVE WAS SHE HAD A YOUNGER DAUGHTER WITH 1 KEED WHO NEEDED AN APARTMENT AND OF COURSE ON OF MY BUDDIES WOULD ALWAYS SAY JEEZ BEANTOWNJIM HAS ALL KINDS OF REAL ESTATE HE CAN GET HER A PLACE.JACK SR. I LIVE IN AN ALL WHITE NEIGHBORHOOD IF I HAD ENDED UP RENTING AN APARTMENT TO HER MY HOUSE WOULD HAVE BEEN FIRE BOMBED IT WOULD HAVE ENDED UP LOOKING LIKE ON OF SADAMMS CASTLES AFTER THE AIR FORCE GOT DONE WITH THEM.YOU SEE JACK SR. I HAVE A VERY NICE DISPOSITION I AM A NICE GUY I LIKE TO LAUGH A LOT, I HAVE BLUE EYES NO WHITE WOMEN EVER SAY I LOVE YOUR EYES BUT 1 OUT OF 2 BLACK WOMEN ALWAYS SAY YOU HAVE NICE EYES, I DONT WORK BLACK WOMEN LOVE THIS FEATURE IN ME. WELL JACK SR. IT HAPPENED AGAIN TODAY THIS BLACK GIRL AT DUNKIN DONUTS IS ALL OVER ME SHE GAVE ME A FREE MUFFIN THIS MORNING AND SAID ILL SEE YOU TOMORROW I HOPE.JACK HOW SHOULD I TAKE THIS I COULD JUST TELL SHE HAD THAT LOOK IN HER EYE LIKE SHE WANTED TO STRIP DOWN AND JUST JUMP ON THE COUNTER AND MAKE LOVE ONETHING I NOTICED ABOUT BLACK WOMEN THEY DONT HIDE THERE FEELINGS.JACK SR. I AM HAPPILY MARRIED BUT A LITTLE FLIRTING NEVER HURT MAYBE EVEN A SMALL TOUCH OF THE BREAST'S.I ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY THE DARK PART OF THE TURKEY BUT THAT OLD EXPRESSION SCARED ME OFF (ONCE YOU GO BLACK YOU DONT GO BACK) YOU SEE JACK SR. IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD RELATIONSHIPS LIKE THIS STICK OUT A LITTLE FIRST PEOPLE WOULD TALK THEN PEOPLE POINT THEN THE NEXT THING I WOULD KNOW IS THAT PEOPLE ARE SHOOTING.SO JACK SR. ANY ADVICE YOU HAVE BEING AN OLDTIMER I WOULD APPRECIATE.THANKS GOOD BUDDY
JACK SR. I DONT WANT JACK JR. TO FIND OUT I AM ASKING YOU FOR YOUR HELP I KNOW I CAN TRUST YOU BUT TO BE REALLY HONEST WITH YOU JACK SR. I THINK THE WORLD OF JR. BUT HE COMES ACROSS AS A LIBERAL FAG NOT AN OLDTIMER LIKE ME AND YOU.I CANT TALK TO YOUR SON HE DOESNT GET IT I THINK THE KID STILL BELIEVES IN SANTA CLAUS:shrug:
JACK SR. I DONT WANT JACK JR. TO FIND OUT I AM ASKING YOU FOR YOUR HELP I KNOW I CAN TRUST YOU BUT TO BE REALLY HONEST WITH YOU JACK SR. I THINK THE WORLD OF JR. BUT HE COMES ACROSS AS A LIBERAL FAG NOT AN OLDTIMER LIKE ME AND YOU.I CANT TALK TO YOUR SON HE DOESNT GET IT I THINK THE KID STILL BELIEVES IN SANTA CLAUS:shrug: