(message For Jack Sr. And Jack Sr. Only)

Davoso

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Is it too early to name this "thread of the year"?

If only the Alphabits comment was in this thread...
 

pd1

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ANY ADVICE YOU HAVE BEING AN OLDTIMER I WOULD APPRECIATE.THANKS GOOD BUDDY


Damn BEAN just when I think you're my kinda guy I get this good buddy shit. Sounds pretty gay to me. When you go after the dark side of the turkey just make sure its first name isn't Tyrone and I'd still check between their legs to start with just to make sure.
 

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JACK THIS WAS THE ONLY TIME I HAD A CHANCE TO SPEAK MAN TO MAN WITH YOUR FATHER MAYBE HE DIDNT SEE THIS THREAD.WHEN I SAW HIS PICTURES IN VEGAS I KNEW HE WAS MY KIND OF MAN NO WAY IS THIS GENTLEMAN A LIBERAL FAG LIKE HIS SON JACK JR.I FELT A BOND WITH JACK SR. I KNOW HE CAN TELL A SPADE FROM A SPADE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN;) JACK I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH MY PAL ROGER BERKOWITZ OWNER OF WWW.LEGALSEAFOODS.COM AND AFTER 15 MINUTES OF BICKERING THE GOD DAM JEW FINALLY DECIDED I COULD HAVE THE 20% DISCOUNT SO I CAN SEND YOUR FATHER A NICE LOBSTER DINNER FROM LEGAL SEAFOODS ON THURSDAY OR FRIDAY PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF HE CAN EAT THIS FOOD.A LEGAL SEAFOOD LOBSTER MIGHT BE JUST WHAT HE NEEDS AT THIS TIME I CANT SEND HIM THE ICE COLD CORONA FOR THAT HE IS ON HIS OWN.HANG IN THERE JACK SR. AND REMEMBER I WENT THROUGH A LOT TO GET THIS LOBSTER TO YOU SO YOU BETTER EAT IT PAL OR JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WILL BE PAYING YOU A VISIT FROM SOUTH BOSTON.JACK SR. I CANT TALK TO YOUR SON HE IS FAR LEFT AND I AM FAR RIGHT BUT I KNOW YOU ARE AN OLDTIMER LIKE MYSELF JACK SR. I JUST GUZZLED DOWN A PINT OF MOXY SO YOU KNOW I AM TOUGH THESE YOUNG KIDS DONT KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT BUT I AM SURE YOU DOWNED SOME MOXY IN YOUR TIME.HANG IN THERE BUDDY AND I WILL HAVE THE LOBSTER DINNER SENT OUT AS SOON AS THAT JEW ROGER BERKOWITZ QUOTES ME THE PRICE EVRY TIME I SEND A LOBSTER TO A FRIEND THIS NO GOOD SON OF A BITCH JACKS UP THE PRICE AND I AM HIS FRIEND IMAGINE WHAT HE DOES TO THE GUYS HE DOESNT LIKE.

THEY DONT MAKE OLDTIMERS LIKE BEANTOWNJIM AND JACK SR. ANYMORE ALL THESE LIBERAL FAGS THESE DAYS GIVE ME THE GOOD OLD DAYS ANYTIME RIGHT JACK SR.:shrug:
 
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