Nicki D:
I did get 100%. If you don't believe my sexual prowess you can ask my former girlfriend, Helen from Bensalem, her sister Mel, who wanted me but I rejected, and the married woman from Philly, Tbonez who has been chasing me for over a year now. These very hot women all post here but, unfortunealtly for them, have been left in my wake.
I am quite the chick magnet. I'm even willing to let you try to get me to do the mombo in the sheets with you (if you qualify on the looks, personality and income departments). However, I must admit, I am aware of some very negative things about you.
It is my understanding that you are not using Taoist as a reference. However, I cannot ignore what is out there and public record. Despite the fact that the Taoman goes to a matchbox cover law school, I must give his testimony about you the same credibility that I would give your testimony.
So, in order for you to qualify for a possible roll in the hay with the Edmeister, I need to hear your story and your defenses in the attack against you initiated by Taoist and supported by his northern brother, Dr. Strangelove.
Eddie
PS. By the way, is that Kosar? If so, it looks like he dances like Elane on Seinfeld.
