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Eddie Haskell

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Spurned on the net? Moi!!! We'll I guess theres a first time for everything. Besides that, I think I'll take the Taomans word on your character. Au revoir my pet, you will never know the delights of the Edman.

Eddie
 

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Ed, honey, why "do" you make me chase you around all year anyway??? GEEEEZ I am starting to look pathetic.

I am surprised at your quest for the stalker queen though..................Maybe I should alter my cyber personality?

Please enlighten me on how to hook the "INCREDIBLE EDMIESTER" I didn't realize that my attempts towards you have lasted a year now, and I am quite embarressed. If you wanted to let me down , you could have done it privately...............or at least given me a clue on how to get you! I am sorry but the back seat of your lexus just isn't going to do. I WANT IT ALL OR NOTHING BABY!!!!!!

I will allow you to review your decision over the weekend if need be, but just promise me that you won't end up with Nikkinevergoaway My heart will shatter. Plus I will not come to your rescue when she finds your lawyer chat room you hang out at in between madjacks.............

Hugs and Kisses xoxoxox T

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neverteaseit

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T-Bonerz

You need a real man. Eddies probably hung like a stud field mouse.

I 'll give it all to you in the back of my yugo baby. be sure to get a tetanis shot before hand though I have a spring sticking through the seat. but trust me that won't be the only thing poking you.:D Bring Missy along too ;)
 

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neverteaseit said:
T-Bonerz

You need a real man. Eddies probably hung like a stud field mouse.

I 'll give it all to you in the back of my yugo baby. be sure to get a tetanis shot before hand though I have a spring sticking through the seat. but trust me that won't be the only thing poking you.:D Bring Missy along too ;)

:142lmao:
 

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TBONEZ0295

If you happen to hook up with eddie, (I don't know why you would) please, please make sure you have him take a blood test.

Being the chick magnet he is, you never know what viruses chickens are carrying esp in southern ohio:eek:
 

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You guys (neverteasit -ctownguy) I cannot comment untill I hear back from my EDMIESTER . I am waiting patiently.................and desperately I might ad.

I cannot understand his desires for Nikkinevergoaway. I thought everyone knew when her and TAO broke up she was hitting on "the girls" from the softball team . I guess she just wasn't accepting that we were all straight, because ESSO said she would not stop emailing her privately . She even had to change her email addy..............
 

neverteaseit

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mmm rugmuncher :eek:. I guess i can't complain i am a lesbian trapped inside a mans body.

look ditch this so called attroney and take ride in my yugo. i don't have leather seats but you can't beat vinyl on a hot summer night.
 

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Kosar, is that one of them 7 button polyster shirts from BubbleB Dept Store your wearing....cool if it is....was wondering what to wear down to A/C in August (something not to hot and something not to cool at night--also re-usable on the golf course---perfect), will try and find that in a bit darker color but smashing...thanks man!
 

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V-IIIIIIIIIII-N-Y-L ??????

I can't settle for that................My EDMIESTER has a lexus, it may used but its definately certified. He told me so.




EI- Kosar is the man .............you will not be able to stand up to him, even if you try to duplicate his attire. The man dances like Vanilla Ice you'll never be able to compete. I'm sure if you get into town a little early he "may" give you a few pointers though!!!!!!!!!
 

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T-Baby.....look in the rear view mirror -----its IE , not EI :)
 

neverteaseit

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ok, then fine. i'll upgrade. i got a vintage saturday night fever blanket that will fit over the back seat. I will also try to be romantic and bring a good vintage of mad dog 20/20 with me too seal the deal.
 

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EI EI OOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!

one to many martini's at this point going to bed now................. quite heartbroken that I may have to settle VINYL and MAD DOG.....................

EDDIE where........... are............... you???????????????????
 

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Man, I guess the only thing I'm pulling is myself.

I know I should've picked the condoms instead of the mints.

Now, as for the side conversation in this thread. Get a pick-up truck and do it right.
 
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