As with the rest of society, due to the apparent proliferation of attorneys roosting at this forum, I have decided to retain a marketing consultant in order to maintain and possibly increase my market share of the potential legal business which may eminate from the members of Madjacks.
The advise from such marketing expert has indicated that I make the following offer. This week only, with each and every simple will requested to be prepared by Eddie Haskell, Attorney at Law, I will provide a complementary large fry (Limit one per household)
Congratulations, Taoist.
Ed