A guy and his girlfriend head to the local bar.
The girl says she'll be happy to pick up the round as she's heard of a new drink she wants him to try.
Off she goes to the bar.
She gets back to the table and has two drinks
for him.
One is a shot of Bailey's, and the other a shot of lime juice.
She says, "Ok, what you have to do is swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice."
He looks a little dubious but does as he's told because she's really cute when she's enthusiastic and he has plans for later.
First he swigs the Bailey's, holding it and swishing it back and forth over his tongue.
Smooth. Creamy.
A warm feeling in his mouth.
Then he adds the lime juice to mix with the Bailey's.
After about a second, the cream in the Bailey's curdles in his mouth.
Two seconds into it his face turns the color
of fresh lime juice.
Five seconds and he finally calms his stomach
enough to swallow the mess.
With a look of near horror on his face, he turns to her and asks, "What the fuk was that?"
She whispers in his ear.... "It's called Blowjob Revenge."
The girl says she'll be happy to pick up the round as she's heard of a new drink she wants him to try.
Off she goes to the bar.
She gets back to the table and has two drinks
for him.
One is a shot of Bailey's, and the other a shot of lime juice.
She says, "Ok, what you have to do is swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice."
He looks a little dubious but does as he's told because she's really cute when she's enthusiastic and he has plans for later.
First he swigs the Bailey's, holding it and swishing it back and forth over his tongue.
Smooth. Creamy.
A warm feeling in his mouth.
Then he adds the lime juice to mix with the Bailey's.
After about a second, the cream in the Bailey's curdles in his mouth.
Two seconds into it his face turns the color
of fresh lime juice.
Five seconds and he finally calms his stomach
enough to swallow the mess.
With a look of near horror on his face, he turns to her and asks, "What the fuk was that?"
She whispers in his ear.... "It's called Blowjob Revenge."
