so anyway, i'm at the airport with kosar....

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waiting for our next flight back home. we just got off a 3.5 hour flight and i wanted a smoke.

so this maintanence guy was walking by and i asked him, "where can i smoke around here?". he looks me dead in the eye and with a very serious look says, "7 o'clock" then walks away. i fell out of my seat! :142smilie

people were walking their dogs at the airport (INSIDE) WTF?

kosar almost got into a fight at the golden nugget sportsbook bar after some chick took his seat while he was taking a pi$$ :142lmao:

on the flight out we're going about 100MPH down the runway ready to pull up and take off and all of a sudden the pilot cuts the engines and reverses them (like a landing) and we come to a complete stop. some indicator said there was a problem with the right engine and they were going to have maintainence take a look at it. after an hour + they decided it was a "false alarm" and we'll proceed to fly after refueling? WTF?

there's more weird chit when i get around to posting it.

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OH, here's one!

i get back to the room around 7am after about 500 jack and cokes and playing blackjack all night.

just after i get to sleep i hear a pounding at the door. i look up and kosar is asleep (in the OTHER bed, beantownjim :rolleyes:

so, i go to the door and nobody is there but the remote for the TV is laying on the floor. WTF??

:scared
 

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MadJack said:
OH, here's one!

i get back to the room around 7am after about 500 jack and cokes and playing blackjack all night.

just after i get to sleep i hear a pounding at the door. i look up and kosar is asleep (in the OTHER bed, beantownjim :rolleyes:).

so, i go to the door and nobody is there but the remote for the TV is laying on the floor. WTF??

:scared


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madjack quote:"kosar almost got into a fight at the golden nugget sportsbook bar after some chick took his seat while he was taking a pi$$"

she must have been a bush supporter (lol).



the remote being in the hallway reminds me of a time i went to vegas years ago with a friend where we stayed at the imperial.

after about a 24 hour gambling binge, my friend & i went up to the room about midnight.

at about 3 am there was somebody knocking at my door & it was the room maid telling me that my friend was sleeping on the floor, completely nude at the other end of our floor.

and that i should go get him before security came.

my friend was apparently sleep-walking in the hall because to this day he doesn't remember how he got there.
 

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AR182 said:
at about 3 am there was somebody knocking at my door & it was the room maid telling me that my friend was sleeping on the floor, completely nude at the other end of our floor.

and that i should go get him before security came.

my friend was apparently sleep-walking in the hall because to this day he doesn't remember how he got there.

:142lmao: this fawking place is killing me! :142lmao: i gotta get out of here! im waking up the house.. my fawking stomach!!!!!!!!!!!!! :142lmao:
 

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too funny, AR182. vegas has a way of bringing out the best of us :D
 

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jack,

that's one of the reasons why my wife goes to vegas with me, not that i think i can carry on like that any more..........unfortunately.


did you ask kosar about the remote ?
 

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MadJack said:
on the flight out we're going about 100MPH down the runway ready to pull up and take off and all of a sudden the pilot cuts the engines and reverses them (like a landing) and we come to a complete stop. some indicator said there was a problem with the right engine and they were going to have maintainence take a look at it. after an hour + they decided it was a "false alarm" and we'll proceed to fly after refueling? WTF?

there's more weird chit when i get around to posting it.

:scared

I had something like that happen before. Only I was sitting by the window and I never saw anyone looking at the engine in question. :shrug: I guess the pilot forgot to pay his tab at the bar. :thinking:
 

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took me a minute to figure out what you meant, yyz.

hmmmmm......maybe 7 is my number? :D

matter of fact, both days i got back to the room at 7am. and had reservations for dinner on saturday night at 7pm.

have to think about this for awhile. you might be on to something here. :D
 

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Don't forget that the person that Kosar was gonna fight...was a girl! Hilarious stuff.

lmao! you're full of shit! It was her dipshit boyfriend who was getting all testy. I simply let the chick know that there was a drink at that seat for a reason and her boyfriend didn't like it.
 

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Nothing, really. We were both pretty rusty. Just kind of hung out watching the storm coverage (which i'm sure Jackson was quite sick of by that point, after 2 days of it). Had a few drinks at Fat Tuesdays in the afternoon, then had dinner at the steakhouse at the hotel at like 7 and then we caught a red-eye out that night.
 
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