dawgball blows!
- Thread starter MadJack
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Too funny...Welcome to the 30 something Club, man...Start the crying now b/c you'll never be 20 something ever again!!!!
Happy b-day Dawg 30 what a prick will trade you 6.5 years then we both can be 36.5
Enjoy your night and grab a hummer from a top of the line tramp that is the rule of the mens club. You earn 1 at 21 and then every year your birthday ends with a zero and tell the wife or girlfriend it is your duty to go out and do this , part of belonging to the mens club . It does not count as cheating either it is in the bylaws. She should be happy for you it will keep you going for another 10 years with same wife If she ask about the womens club well their rules are they get to give their husband or boyfriend a hum and a buff, because you put up with them for so long
Enjoy your night and grab a hummer from a top of the line tramp that is the rule of the mens club. You earn 1 at 21 and then every year your birthday ends with a zero and tell the wife or girlfriend it is your duty to go out and do this , part of belonging to the mens club . It does not count as cheating either it is in the bylaws. She should be happy for you it will keep you going for another 10 years with same wife
If she ask about the womens club well their rules are they get to give their husband or boyfriend a hum and a buff, because you put up with them for so long 
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Just now saw this thread. I've been at a trade show.
Thanks, guys, for the well wishes.
I brought my first birthday in Nashville in like a true redneck. We went to a couple of honky tonk bars to see how the other half lives. There is one fact about a country bar: the people there have a drunken good time!
Thanks, guys, for the well wishes.
I brought my first birthday in Nashville in like a true redneck. We went to a couple of honky tonk bars to see how the other half lives. There is one fact about a country bar: the people there have a drunken good time!
