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......but when she goes on stage another chick comes over and plops her as down on my lap. It happens to be a chick that I have "wrestled" with previously.............
1. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? 2. If olive oil comes from olives, where
does baby oil come from? 3. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the
opposite of progress? 4. If buttered toast always lands buttered side down,and
cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered
toast to the back of a cat? 5. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days of
the year, why do they have locks on the doors? 6. Why do they put Braille dots
on the dey pads of the drive-up ATM machine? 7. Why isn't phonetic spelled
the way it sounds? 8. Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead
of parachutes? 9. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical
situations? 10. How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work? 11. If
nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan? 12. If
you're driving at the speed of light and you turn on you headlights, what
happens? 13. You know hwo most packages say "open here"? What should
you do if the package says "opn somewhere else"? 14. Why do we drive on
parkways and park on driveways? 15. Why is it that when you transport
something by car it's called a shipment, but when you trasport something by ship
it's called cargo? 16. You know that little indestructible black box that's used on
airplanes? Why can't they make the whoe plane out of the same substance? 17.
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for and address,you turn the
radio down? 18. Why don't sheep shrink in the rain? 19. Why are they called
apartments when they're all stuck together? 20. What does Geronimo scream
when he jumps out of a plane? 21. If fire fighters fight fire, and crime fighters
fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight? 22. Why are there interstate
highways in Hawaii? 23 Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called
rush hour?
does baby oil come from? 3. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the
opposite of progress? 4. If buttered toast always lands buttered side down,and
cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered
toast to the back of a cat? 5. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days of
the year, why do they have locks on the doors? 6. Why do they put Braille dots
on the dey pads of the drive-up ATM machine? 7. Why isn't phonetic spelled
the way it sounds? 8. Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead
of parachutes? 9. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical
situations? 10. How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work? 11. If
nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan? 12. If
you're driving at the speed of light and you turn on you headlights, what
happens? 13. You know hwo most packages say "open here"? What should
you do if the package says "opn somewhere else"? 14. Why do we drive on
parkways and park on driveways? 15. Why is it that when you transport
something by car it's called a shipment, but when you trasport something by ship
it's called cargo? 16. You know that little indestructible black box that's used on
airplanes? Why can't they make the whoe plane out of the same substance? 17.
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for and address,you turn the
radio down? 18. Why don't sheep shrink in the rain? 19. Why are they called
apartments when they're all stuck together? 20. What does Geronimo scream
when he jumps out of a plane? 21. If fire fighters fight fire, and crime fighters
fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight? 22. Why are there interstate
highways in Hawaii? 23 Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called
rush hour?
...........................................................Blackman said:
somehow I knew that worm was going to screw this up.
I hate to be the one to say this to him.
but sorry for your lost worm
.........SO here's the situation. DO I go for the new meat without knowing what I am going to get, or go with the fresh one..........Risking a dissapointing session, and ..........
