JACK WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO MY SHIRT GOOD BUDDY I WEAR AN XL AND I DONT REALLY CARE FOR BLACK, JACK IT DOESNT MATCH MY BLUE EYES

JACK I WILL BE VERY SELECTIVE WHERE I WEAR YOUR SHIRT NO OFFENSE BUT IF I GO PRANCING AROUND SOUTH BOSTON WEARING A GREEN MADJACKS TEE SHIRT I AM AFFRAID THE FELLAS MIGHT NOT UNDERSTAND.
IF I SAW A GUY WALKING DOWN THE STREET WITH A TEE SHIRT THAT READS (MADJACKS WHERE THE BOYS MEET) I MIGHT THINK THE KID WAS A LITTLE FEMININE AND KNOCK HIM OUT.SO JACK BE VERY CAREFULL WHAT YOU WRITE ON YOUR TEE SHIRTS BECAUSE I'LL BET YOU THERE MUST BE 50 GAY BARS NAMED (MADJACKS) AROUND THE COUNTRY IT JUST HAS THE SOUND OF SOMETHING JUST AINT RIGHT.PEOPLE DONT KNOW MADJACKS LIKE WE DO JACK I AM SURE WE HAVE OUR SHARE OF GAY POSTERS BUT SCOTT FROM ATLANTA IS O.K. WITH ME AS LONG AS HE REMAINS IN THE CLOSET.