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Count #1 Public indecency..how do you plea?

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Peoples exhibit A, left hand on weiner

BTJ claims to be grinning and winning here, but we all know he never wins so how can this be possible? The only logical explanation is that his hand is touching his penis. :jerkit: Please notice the muscles being flexed in his left forearm. He claims this is from his days of being an Ironworker :mj07: Note the look of euphoria in his eyes..again he is touching his penis, NOT WINNING


Also through incredible technology we were able to zoom in and see the glare in the slot machine directly in front of BTJ and you can CLEARLY see the tip of his penis, similar to Bruce Willis in that movie Color of Night, but MJ said we cant post so you will just have to take our word for it.
 
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BTJ you have 1 day to respond to the first charge before you will be determined guilty and we move on to charge #2 tomorrow at 3:00 EST. Let the defense begin, the people rest on this one Judge :clap:
 

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BeanTownJim, you have been charged before this court with one count of public indecency. How do you plead?
 

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Here we go.

So far so good. I move for one of them habeous corpis christi thingees.

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We may need some security for btj if he decides to testify. This could easily turn into a lynch mob.

I would suggest fletcher be assigned to provide all security.

I think fletcher has a desire to see shine boy gets a fair trial
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COUNT 2

LYING TO A GRAND JURY ABOUT THE PICTURES
OF AKA "BEANTOWNJIM !" - COOL HAND JIM"


AS DOING OUR SEARCH AT MADJACKS COP SHOP
WE FOUND PICTURES OF BEANTOWNJIM AND HIS CORONA BOTTLE!

http://websearch.cs.com/cs/image?query=BEANTOWNJIM&x=9&y=10&st=images&fromPage=CSResults


BEANTOWNJIM DENY THESE CHARGES :mj07:
IN FRONT OF THE GRAND JURY




IF YOU GO THIS THESE LINK
http://showandtell.recoverychat.com/

AND CLICK ON SHOW AND TELL AND GO DOWN TO MISCELLANEOUS AND CLICK THERE YOU WILL
FOUND BEANTOWNJIM AND HIS PANTHER IN CRIME

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AND CLICK PICTURE NUMBER 2 THE COURT WILL FOUND BEANTOWNJIM = beantown Jim enjoying an AA wedding vegas style
 
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If the inmate has strong neck muscles, is very light, if the 'drop' is too short, or the noose has been wrongly positioned, the fracture-dislocation is not rapid and death results from slow asphyxiation. If this occurs the face becomes engorged, the tongue protrudes, the eyes pop, the body defecates, and violent movements of the limbs occur. (The Corrections Professional, 1996 and Weisberg, 1991)
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I was just wondering. Does anyone know if btj has strong neck muscles ?

We may have to just shoot this bastid.

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Firing Squad

Firing squad still remains a method of execution in Utah and Idaho, although each allow lethal injection as an alternative method and only Utah allows the inmate to choose this method. The most recent execution by this method was that of John Albert Taylor. By his own choosing, Taylor was executed by firing squad in Utah on January 26, 1996.

For execution by this method, the inmate is typically bound to a chair with leather straps across his waist and head, in front of an oval-shaped canvas wall. The chair is surrounded by sandbags to absorb the inmate's blood. A black hood is pulled over the inmate's head. A doctor locates the inmate's heart with a stethoscope and pins a circular white cloth target over it. Standing in an enclosure 20 feet away, five shooters are armed with .30 caliber rifles loaded with single rounds. One of the shooters is given blank rounds. Each of the shooters aims his rifle through a slot in the canvas and fires at the inmate. (Weisberg, 1991)

The prisoner dies as a result of blood loss caused by rupture of the heart or a large blood vessel, or tearing of the lungs. The person shot loses consciousness when shock causes a fall in the supply of blood to the brain. If the shooters miss the heart, by accident or intention, the prisoner bleeds to death slowly. (Hillman, 1992 and Weisberg, 1991)
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As a prosecutor I like the idea about the bleeding to death slowly part.

I am hoping we instead of paying for btj to get to Vegas next year if we can get the money up for a trip to Utah or Idaho.

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BTJ you have 1 day to respond to the first charge before you will be determined guilty and we move on to charge #2 tomorrow at 3:00 EST. Let the defense begin, the people rest on this one Judge :clap:
Easy there Mr. Prosecutor, I think we need to appoint defense council for BTJ and select a jury before anyone is going to be found guilty in this court.

The only charges against BTJ that are currently before this court are Public Indecency. The Top Cop suggests that BeanTownJim has also committed the offense of lying before a Grand Jury but I see no evidence of any prior legal proceedings against BTJ.

If there are any members of the forum who feel like defending BTJ, please step forward and identify yourself.

Jury selection will begin this evening at 6:00 pm EST. Prosecutors please present a jury pool for consideration.

Scott, BTJ is innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. We will proceed with the punishment phase of the trial only if BTJ is found guilty of the charges before this court. I must say however, that your suggestion of a firing squad seems a little overzealous for the crime of Public Indecency.

Make no mistake boys, justice will be served but only after due process.
 

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Also through incredible technology we were able to zoom in and see the glare in the slot machine directly in front of BTJ and you can CLEARLY see the tip of his penis,
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I don't think thats his weiner as it seems on the short side inside that small little hand.

I think thats his fawking thumb !
 

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Scott, BTJ is innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. We will proceed with the punishment phase of the trial only if BTJ is found guilty of the charges before this court. I must say however, that your suggestion of a firing squad seems a little overzealous for the crime of Public Indecency.

Make no mistake boys, justice will be served but only after due process.
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OK then.

I will try to get taoist in here to trump up the federal charges. He knows alot of cops that will lie on the stand for a solid conviction.
 
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