Judge
your honor, we the people are charging btj with violating the Federal Civil Rights Act for Hate crimes.
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COUNT 2
The Civil Rights Division also enforces federal criminal civil rights laws that involve "hate crimes." Hate crimes are crimes committed against individuals or institutions because of their race, ethnic background or religion. Other federal laws prohibit church burnings. In 1996, a string of church arsons, especially in a large number of African-American churches, led the President to form a special task force, known as the National Church Arson Task Force, made up of lawyers from the Civil Rights Division, agents of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms and agents of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. This Task Force was assigned to investigate and prosecute these church arsons under the federal criminal civil rights statutes. In their report to the President in June 1997, the Task Force reported convictions of 110 individuals in connection with 77 fires at houses of worship. The President also sought and worked with Congress to improve the law that prohibits church arsons.
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We are charging him with church burning and arson in the first degree as well as associated hate crimes of discrimination and libel.
Others
Judge
As assistant DA, I submit following possible charges.
1. Public indecency ( holding his weiner in public above the sheets.
2. Slander ( Lenny at Cascade/ Hollywood Sports)
3. Federal Anti-Discrimination Law ( all Nigerians, Yuri, Jews, Italians, and many others)
4. Civil Rights - Hate crimes.
5. Federal Housing Discrimination Laws (Yuri and Tenants)
6. Federal cruelty to animals.