I will never eat fast food again...

[just cover]

After all the Wendy's stuff I doubt people will believe me, and I am not worried about slandering Mc Donalds because this true. My wife this morning goes and gets food at McDonalds. Well I am sitting on the couch eating my bacon@egg biscuit when I start chewing something really chewy. I think it is just a chewy piece of bacon. Well after about 5 minutes I say enough is enough and pull it out. To my suprise and horror it is a band-aid all rolled up from chewing on it with the white part missing. I get instantly sick and puke everything out. After that I call the place to tell them about it. I tell them what had happened and don't want to make a big scene about bringing it into the store so maybe someone should come to my house and investigate it because I only live 2 blocks away. The manager tells me it can't be us because noone has any bandaids and they wear gloves and offer another free sandwich. I go are you fuking kidding me at least pay for the whole thing- the thing was in my mouth and the white part is missing probably in my stomach. She says something else that I can't remember because I started to feel ill and I just hung up. I don't know what to do with this thing.

All I know is I am done with the fast food thing and it looks like this thing is a bandaid where it can't be anything else. Should I call somebody and reports this to the health department?

just cover

 

[Englishman]

Giving up that crap anyway wil be very good for.

In the long run, this was a good thing!!!

 

[kneifl]

Sue them,

I would. Good luck,

kneifl

 

[S-Love]

Sue them,

I would. Good luck,

kneifl

I'm sure the Judge is going to believe some jackass with an I'm with Stupid t-shirt on

 

[yyz]

Love,

I laughed so hard when I read your post, my man boobs were still jiggling when I was done.

Not because your post was worth a pinch of shit, but rather I thought about how proud your foster parents must be of you.

 

[MadJack]

i laughed so hard my wife came running in to see what was so funny. i'm still laughing.

:mj07: :mj07:

 

[S-Love]

Fatass-

Proud to say my parents have been married for 47 years...do you really want me open up on you? be careful...I don't want to have to read a 4 paragraph sob story after I get done with you.

If you wanna pitch make sure you can catch.

 

[saint]

Your story reminds me of the time I was a kid at a Friendlys restaurant. I was eating a hot fudge sundae and there was a big clump of hot fudge so i spit it out on a napkin. My father was yelling at me saying "just eat the damn thing it's a clump of hot fudge...quit whining and just eat it". Sure enough I wiped it off and it was a rolled up bandaid. And they didn't even give us our ice cream for free the damn crooks.

 

[Trossi3389]

To my suprise and horror it is a band-aid all rolled up from chewing on it with the white part missing.

:scared

 

[S-Love]

isn't the white part considered a delicacy?

 

[Marco]

Reminds me of the time when 4 of us were playing cards and ordered a pizza for delivery....

We were all munching away when I heard a crunching sound from the guy seated to my left.....he dug around with his fingers and pulled out one of those pushpins with the plastic handle.....luckily he bit it sideways and broke part of the plastic.....could have shoved the point in had he got it turned different.......

He called up and growled at the manager of the pizza place....they sent out a couple more pizzas....the delivery guy said that thier mixing table was directly under a corkboard message board, and that one of the pins must have fell out of the board....

WTF is a board like that doing positioned over a table where the pizzas are made up?

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

I used to work at Subway back in the days before the plastic gloves and washing your hands after you touched money and one of my band-aids fell into the tub of tuna fish. It was found 3 days later when the lady who was chawing on it came in. She seemed pretty upset.

You were eating the flesh of an animal that bathes in it's own shit and what amounts to a chicken's abortion, a bloody band aid is only adding some additional protein.

 

[Marco]

Damn Bobby, looking at it that way makes me feel better about the thought of eating used bandages....

Any chance of rolling a few in batter and deep-fat frying and just adding them to the menu?

Does anybody really know what's in Jello?

 

[Blitz]

Vincent Vega: "And you know what they call a ... a ... a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?"
Jules: "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"
Vincent Vega: "No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f**k a Quarter Pounder is."
Jules: "Then what do they call it?"
Vincent Vega: "They call it a "Royale" with cheese."
Jules: "A "Royale" with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?"
Vincent Vega: "A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac"."
Jules: ""Le Big-Mac"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?"
Vincent Vega: "I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King."


Jules Winnfield: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

Vincent Vega: Yeah but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good.

Jules Winnfield: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother-fu**ers. Pigs sleep and root in sh**. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eating nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard his own feces.

Vincent Vega: How 'bout a dog? Dog eats his own feces.

Jules Winnfield: I don't eat dog either.

Vincent Vega: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

Jules Winnfield: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they definitely dirty. But, dog's got personality; personality goes a long way.

Vincent Vega: Ahh, so by that rational, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

Jules Winnfield: Well, we'd have to be talking one charming mother-fu**ing pig.

 

[IntenseOperator]

I'm dying here


:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[IntenseOperator]

Damn Bobby, looking at it that way makes me feel better about the thought of eating used bandages....

Any chance of rolling a few in batter and deep-fat frying and just adding them to the menu?

Does anybody really know what's in Jello?

:mj07: :mj07:

 

[IntenseOperator]

You were eating the flesh of an animal that bathes in it's own shit and what amounts to a chicken's abortion, a bloody band aid is only adding some additional protein.

BBC you have to get over your shyness and come out and say what's on your mind


:mj07:

 

[sportsnut13]

If it real was a band aid you might want to go get an aids test. :scared :scared :chew: :chew:

 

[just cover]

sportsnut-

I didn't even think about that. I guess the chances are pretty slim, but what about some other infection. I don't think I have anything to worry about but it does piss me off, especially when some people here think it is a big fuking joke. Also I guess Bobby grows lettuce in his back yard and only eats salads and I will be at the Cubs games May 6th and 7th if BBC wants to be a smart ass in person.

jc

 

[S-Love]

sportsnut-

I didn't even think about that. I guess the chances are pretty slim, but what about some other infection. I don't think I have anything to worry about but it does piss me off, especially when some people here think it is a big fuking joke. Also I guess Bobby grows lettuce in his back yard and only eats salads and I will be at the Cubs games May 6th and 7th if BBC wants to be a smart ass in person.

jc

C-C-C-Catfight...