For some reason I get a little chuckle out of the fact that a baseball team of young kids is sponsored by and named after a morgue.
mama says it's easy to guess her kid?
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MAMA I WANT JESSE BORCHERS PHONE NUMBER IN CASE ANYBODY WANTS TO KNOW JESSE IS THE COACH OF MAMAS SON.I WANT TO KNOW WHY HE ALLOWS 10 YEAR OLD KIDS TO PLAY ON HIS TEAM WITH ALL THAT HAIR MAMA IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO WITH HIS BANGS JESUS CHRIST HE LOOKS LIKE MOE ON THE 3 STOOGES.
I WAS JUST THINKING OF SOMETHING REALLY FUNNY REMEMBER THE ORIGINAL BAD NEWS BEARS WHEN WALTER MATHAU SAYS WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT ME TO DO PUTIN MIGUAL.SCOTTY I KNOW YOU ARE COMPUTER EXPERT WE NEED A PICTURE OF MIGUEL FROM THE ORIGINAL BAD NEWS BEARS AND A PICTURE OF MAMAS LITTLE BANDINO AND SEE IF ANYBODY CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE :mj07:
MAMA WE CANT TAKE YOUR KID SERIOUS AS A BALLPLAYER UNTIL YOU GIVE HIM A HAIR CUT HELL ITS ONLY 5 BUCKS FOR A BOYS REGULAR.
I WAS JUST THINKING OF SOMETHING REALLY FUNNY REMEMBER THE ORIGINAL BAD NEWS BEARS WHEN WALTER MATHAU SAYS WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT ME TO DO PUTIN MIGUAL.SCOTTY I KNOW YOU ARE COMPUTER EXPERT WE NEED A PICTURE OF MIGUEL FROM THE ORIGINAL BAD NEWS BEARS AND A PICTURE OF MAMAS LITTLE BANDINO AND SEE IF ANYBODY CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE :mj07:
MAMA WE CANT TAKE YOUR KID SERIOUS AS A BALLPLAYER UNTIL YOU GIVE HIM A HAIR CUT HELL ITS ONLY 5 BUCKS FOR A BOYS REGULAR.
here ya go Beanie 
and for once i AGREE with you..... geez, up until this year, the lil chit always wanted a buzz job, and all of a sudden he wants to be Johnny Damon or something....LOL
he didn't even get it cut until 2 months after that picture was taken.... his hair was WAY hanging in his eyes, and i told him he'd never walk another batter if he could SEE the plate....LOL
sad thing is, we now LIVE with my dad who is a BARBER!!!!!! (and geez, what an example my kids are setting ) one that is going for the hippy look, and a girl going for the total punk look... she got everything cut REALLY short except for 2 strands of bangs, bleached it blonde, and spikes it......damn teenagers!!!!
and BJ, the only thing i can say to you is i giggled when i found out who his sponsor was gonna be too. it SO reminded me of the Chico Bail Bonds thing!! (have a funny anecdote to add to that part as soon as i'm done making dinner)
and for once i AGREE with you..... geez, up until this year, the lil chit always wanted a buzz job, and all of a sudden he wants to be Johnny Damon or something....LOL
he didn't even get it cut until 2 months after that picture was taken.... his hair was WAY hanging in his eyes, and i told him he'd never walk another batter if he could SEE the plate....LOL
sad thing is, we now LIVE with my dad who is a BARBER!!!!!! (and geez, what an example my kids are setting
) one that is going for the hippy look, and a girl going for the total punk look... she got everything cut REALLY short except for 2 strands of bangs, bleached it blonde, and spikes it......damn teenagers!!!!and BJ, the only thing i can say to you is i giggled when i found out who his sponsor was gonna be too. it SO reminded me of the Chico Bail Bonds thing!! (have a funny anecdote to add to that part as soon as i'm done making dinner)
O.K. MAMA THIS IS IT I AM GOING TO BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU IN SIMPLE TERMS.I KNOW YOUR KID IS AT THE AWKWARD AGE HELL HE IS PROBABLY STARTING TO CHECK OUT GIRLS WHEN I WAS HIS AGE I HAD A PICTURE OF FARRAH FAWCET ON MY WALL SO MY PARENTS NEVER QUESTIONED MY SEXUALITY.I AM NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOUR KID HE LOOKS LIKE A BIG STRAPPING BOY HOWEVER IF I WAS A BOSS AND HE WAS LOOKING FOR A PAPER ROUTE AND I SAW YOUR SON AND THIS OTHER KID #17 FIRST KID ON THE 2ND ROW LEFT GUESS WHO I WOULD HIRE.YOU SEE BAHAMA PEOPLE JUDGE YOU BY HOW YOU LOOK MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP FEEDING THE KID DONUTS AND GIVE HIM SOME SPINACH.IAM GLAD TO SEE YOU ALLOW IRISH KIDS ON THE TEAM MAMA I AM FROM AN IRISH COMMUNITY AND I KNOW THIS KID ON THE TOP ROW LEFT IS A GALWAY BOY.MAMA DO ME A FAVOR FIND OUT IF THAT KID IS FROM GALWAY I THINK I KNOW HIS UNCLE BERNIE.
GONE ARE THE DAYS WHERE SIGNS READ (NO IRISH NEED APPLY)
GONE ARE THE DAYS WHERE SIGNS READ (NO IRISH NEED APPLY)
I HAVENT BEEN READING THE N.Y. TIMES SPORTS PAGE LATELY DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW THE TEAM IS DOING AND ARE THE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES.
WHERE IS THAT BIG MOUTH MAMA I WANT TO KNOW HOW THE SQUAD IS DOING. :clap:
WHERE IS THAT BIG MOUTH MAMA I WANT TO KNOW HOW THE SQUAD IS DOING. :clap:
Nope. Doesn't ring a bell. I've probably just seen him at the funeral home. A couple of old neighbors from when I was a kid have passed on this spring/summer and I know there are other funeral homes in town, but I can't recall ever going to a visitation other than at Runge's.
You see that Mel Warner passed on, Mama? Had him as my drivers ed instructor in the car.
He could be gruff(as most football coaches are, but if he liked you, he could funnier than all get out...and he liked me..)
He was the same age as my parents are....scary, huh?
You see that Mel Warner passed on, Mama? Had him as my drivers ed instructor in the car.
He could be gruff(as most football coaches are, but if he liked you, he could funnier than all get out...and he liked me..
)He was the same age as my parents are....scary, huh?
