:mj07:
Got to the stand yesterday wearing my new single layer Scent Blocker coveralls. I weigh around 340lbs and the zipper on these coveralls are only about 14in long so getting in them is quite a chore. To insure I didn't need to urinate I go before going to the stand. I have one Mt.Dew to drink in the 3hrs I would be in the stand, and only drank half of that. At my age which is 53 sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go like boy howdy right now. This starts a down hill spiral of things that can make you cry. I get the call of nature and I wait it out as long I can. With about an hour left to hunt and not seeing a single deer I can't wait any longer and decide to let loose out of my stand, something I would never do in a normal situation. I have a two man ladder stand and have camo burlap around the railing. So I stand up and start trying to get out of my coveralls and I look like a man in a knife fight, arms are flailing, stumbling, cursing. I finally get these *&^%$%& coveralls off and pull back the burlap for an opening to go out of. At this point I am getting ready to burst. Now I'm ready to let go. I have what one might call a rather large belly and can't see everything I need to see. I notice things don't look exactly right other than a half naked man peeing over or under a dear stand railing 15 ft in the air, I can't see for sure but it's supposed to be under. I make an adjustment to see better and find I have peed on the rail and it is going down in my my new coveralls. When I made the adjustment to see better I began too go directly in my new coveralls. I have gone in my clothes, on my boots and all over the deer stand. By the time I got down out of the stand I have it all over me. I hike back to my truck and don't stop to talk to my hunting buddy that owns the farm I am hunting get in the truck and go home. Sorry for the long post but sometimes you just have to vent. So next time you have a little problem hunting just remember me.
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Got to the stand yesterday wearing my new single layer Scent Blocker coveralls. I weigh around 340lbs and the zipper on these coveralls are only about 14in long so getting in them is quite a chore. To insure I didn't need to urinate I go before going to the stand. I have one Mt.Dew to drink in the 3hrs I would be in the stand, and only drank half of that. At my age which is 53 sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go like boy howdy right now. This starts a down hill spiral of things that can make you cry. I get the call of nature and I wait it out as long I can. With about an hour left to hunt and not seeing a single deer I can't wait any longer and decide to let loose out of my stand, something I would never do in a normal situation. I have a two man ladder stand and have camo burlap around the railing. So I stand up and start trying to get out of my coveralls and I look like a man in a knife fight, arms are flailing, stumbling, cursing. I finally get these *&^%$%& coveralls off and pull back the burlap for an opening to go out of. At this point I am getting ready to burst. Now I'm ready to let go. I have what one might call a rather large belly and can't see everything I need to see. I notice things don't look exactly right other than a half naked man peeing over or under a dear stand railing 15 ft in the air, I can't see for sure but it's supposed to be under. I make an adjustment to see better and find I have peed on the rail and it is going down in my my new coveralls. When I made the adjustment to see better I began too go directly in my new coveralls. I have gone in my clothes, on my boots and all over the deer stand. By the time I got down out of the stand I have it all over me. I hike back to my truck and don't stop to talk to my hunting buddy that owns the farm I am hunting get in the truck and go home. Sorry for the long post but sometimes you just have to vent. So next time you have a little problem hunting just remember me.
:mj07: :142lmao: :lol2
. After a while, he started cleaning up his mess, and noticed in his haste, that he had not moved the overalls off to the side, and left this large "Mud puddle" right in the middle of overalls :mj07: :clap: 
