Missouri lawmaker seeks to ban sale of cold beer

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Ok, now they've gone TOO damn far... :scared

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Missouri lawmaker seeks to ban sale of cold beer
By CHRIS BLANK
Associated Press Writer

A state senator wants to force Missouri stores to sell warm beer.

Under a bill by Sen. Bill Alter, grocery and convenience stores would risk losing their liquor licenses if they sold beer colder than 60 degrees. The intent is to cut down on drunken driving by making it less tempting to pop open a beer after leaving the store.

?The only reason why beer would need to be cold is so that it can be consumed right away,? Alter, who has been a police offer for more than 20 years, said Thursday.

He said the idea came from a fifth-grade student in Jefferson County who was participating in a program to teach elementary students about state government. He sought their suggestions for new laws and chose the cold beer ban from a list of the top three ideas.

?I thought it had the best chance at getting legislative attention,? said Alter, R-High Ridge. ?Plus, I think it's a good idea whether or not other people do.?

Some lawmakers and lobbyists, however, are lukewarm about the idea.

Ron Leone, executive vice president for the Missouri Petroleum Marketers and Convenience Store Association, said the combination of Missouri's drinking and driving laws and designated driver programs already have curbed the number of people who drink and drive.

?It would be an inconvenience for law-abiding citizens who want to purchase cold beer for picnics, parties and social gatherings,? he said. ?People who want to drive drunk will drive drunk anyway.?

Leone said he didn't know if there was a standard temperature at which beer is sold, but added that most refrigerators are set in the mid-to-low 40s.

Alter said the student who suggested the legislation would be a witness at the bill's hearing, which hasn't been scheduled.

Last year, a fourth-grade class from Kansas City submitted a proposal to make the American bullfrog the state amphibian. It passed in the final moments of the 2005 legislative session.

Alter said the jump from naming state animals to restricting how alcohol can be purchased didn't really surprise him.

?You never know what's on the mind of young kids - some of them are pretty smart,? he said.

Beer bill is SB763.
 

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idiots. yeah, let's let 5 year old children set the laws :rolleyes:

while they're at it, make the fast food restaurants only sell food "ready to cook" so people don't eat while they drive.
 

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Last year, a fourth-grade class from Kansas City submitted a proposal to make the American bullfrog the state amphibian. It passed in the final moments of the 2005 legislative session.

wtf??
 

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?You never know what's on the mind of young kids - some of them are pretty smart,? he said.

Yeah, smart in way where they know when you are spelling C-A-N-D-Y instead of saying it. Or maybe smart in a way where they could pass for a politician. But not smart in a way where they should be passing laws.

What amazes me is that they are actively using a fourth grade class to come up with better ideas. How much do these stupid ****s get paid of our tax money?
 

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What an A hole. So this bum wants me to wait 20 minutes after I get home to have a cold brew. The founding fathers and Abe are turning over in their graves.
 

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if the next person who runs against this clown doesn't win, it would have to be the worst candidate in history.
 

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they need too worry more about old people driving in my opinion. they are worse than people that have been drinking and driving. next they will quit selling soda cold because you can mix that right away with whiskey. f ing hate missouri hopefully i can get out soon bunch of bible beaters. just reread it and am lol jefferson county is one of the biggest producers of meth seems like they have bigger things to worry about.
 
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this could work with hard liquor too

this could work with hard liquor too

wait, liquor is already above 60.
 

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Missouri-home of the only person to lose an election to a dead man. And then immediately after that get the job of Attorney General. And then get booted from that job . And then get the stick medically taken out of his ass. Gotta love John Ashcroft.
 
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