Time to punch the old man card

[dawgball]

My wife and I are taking some ballroom dance lessons tonight. We've been talking about doing this as a hobby we can have together for a few years now. I guess it's finally catching up to me.

Fred Astair will be turning in his grave when I stumble onto the dance floor in a few hours!

 

[kosar]

Ballroom dancing? Come on bro.

 

[Penguinfan]

Ballroom dancing? Come on bro.

What he said!!!!!!

Maybe next year she will give you your nuts back.

Be a man, draw the line somehwere, like right here, right now.

 

[Blackman]

 

[SixFive]

lol. Well, it's better than your wife taking up golfing with you! At least with this activity, you won't have to do it but about once a year.

 

[Penguinfan]

At least with this activity, you won't have to do it but about once a year.

Doesn't matter, once you cross that line it changes everything.

 

[Blazer]

WARNING......

Step 1......ballroom dancing

Step 2......

 

[dawgball]

:mj07:

Funny shit, guys.

sixfive -- golf was another option that I avoided like the plague. I never want my wife to play golf!

 

[MadJack]

i thought all you guys down there only square dance and line dance?

 

[MadJack]

Maybe next year she will give you your nuts back.

:mj07: :mj07:

 

[freelancc]

My wife and I are taking some ballroom dance lessons tonight.

:nooo: :nooo:

 

[Nole]

Over/under on BeanTown chimming in?

Before midnight......-800

Damn dawgball, ballroom dancing? :scared

Why don't you 2 spend some quality time playing Texas Hold 'Em or something like that?

Pretend you twisted your ankle leaving the house.

Hope you didn't tell your buddies. They'll videotape your ass and you'll be ruined.

Hang in there.

nole

 

[SixFive]

:mj07:



sixfive -- golf was another option that I avoided like the plague. I never want my wife to play golf!

lol, I never want mine to go hunting or do anything else I enjoy either! I'll stick to sports, hunting, fishing, poker, and she can stick to shopping, scrapbooking, and etc. other stuff she likes! These things are better left separated!!

 

[dawgball]

You guys have been much easier on me than I expected.

Here's the shocking information of the night: That was a complete waste of time!

 

[marine]

oh man, i used to take ballroom dance lessons while i was in college... 2 hours every sunday for 4 years. got a nice mix of dance moves.

I'd recommend it to the younger guys around here... you can't fathom the P*ssy thrown at you when you go to a wedding reception or some fancy schmancy event and can hit the dance floor with class for a dance or two.

go learn a few dances.. 3 different ones would be fine.. it's a panty dropper.

 

[saint]

oh man, i used to take ballroom dance lessons while i was in college... 2 hours every sunday for 4 years. got a nice mix of dance moves.

I'd recommend it to the younger guys around here... you can't fathom the P*ssy thrown at you when you go to a wedding reception or some fancy schmancy event and can hit the dance floor with class for a dance or two.

go learn a few dances.. 3 different ones would be fine.. it's a panty dropper.

Yeah, GREAT advice. Listen to this guy :mj07: First comes ballroom dancing lessons,the next thing you know you're wife is mounting you with a 12 inch black strap on named "The King Kong Dong" ready to pound you like a gay sailor.

I think I'll pass on the lessons.

Hey dawgball watch your cornhole. Ballroom lessons first, anal penetration next :scared

 

[marine]

Hey Saint... I let her lead.

 

[saint]

Hey Saint... I let her lead.

I also forgot to add you are correct about the chicks eating up the dancing skills. I have a buddy who did all of that growing up and at weddings and parties the girls go nuts over it!

 

[INtheBLUE]

:mj07:

Funny shit, guys.

sixfive -- golf was another option that I avoided like the plague. I never want my wife to play golf!

Speaking of golf

http://www.wimp.com/robin/

 

[bsucards]

I also forgot to add you are correct about the chicks eating up the dancing skills. I have a buddy who did all of that growing up and at weddings and parties the girls go nuts over it!

Ala the movie Wedding Crashers, I am sure it works like a champ, wish I would have learned a thing or two while I was in college to get some extra tail