Jack, there's nothing I'd like more than to get her a pony but her parents could never afford to maintain it.
As for you BTJ, from all of your musings that I have had the misfortune of reading, I think you'd suffice quite nicely as a jackass yourself. Honestly, I wouldn't want her to be exposed to your values as expressed here.
P.S. "General Forums" is the appropriate place for non-sports and non-gambling related posts. Lord knows you've wasted enough bandwidth about Yuri, Legal Seafoods, your trophy wife and the Irish Social Club here!
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