LOL.. Funny stuff up above!!!!
Montreal is great. Women are fun but French is the language of choice. I live in Toronto but went there a few weeks ago and it was great. People in MOntreal are not as stuck-up as in Toronto. You can smoke everywhere it seems. St. Catherines is a good street to party. There are a lot of clubs there and the girls are actually pretty friendly. If you're over 21, go to St. Laurent's Club district. You need to be 21 to get into most of the places there but on St. Catherines 18 (i think) is legal. Personally I like St. Catherines cause people are fun and the little boys are no match for the men
Strip Joints.. now thats a dangerous topic. Some places look like complete GARBAGE, inside and out. We went to a hole (not knowing) called Karmasutra and it was gross, we left 5 minutes later. There are peep shows and some places are either very nasty or have nasty women in there. I'm sure some people here who live in MOntreal probably know where the 'good' strip joints are but don't just take a chance and pick one on your own, you might get really scared. Personally, I dont like strip joints in Montreal cause the clubs are awesome and drinks flow till 3:30am.
The language of choice is French so it would be better if you introduce yourself as an American right off the bat and at least they will turn off the french crap.
Great place to visit but its pretty dirty. Cabbies want to take you for a ride so try to get a hotel near the downtown core. Use Hotwire.com to get a room and you'll get it cheap. Go to the door of some of these hotels and they try to rob you with their crazy prices. Almost every street seems to be a 1 way so it seems like the cab is going in circles when in fact thats the only way. Its also gets pretty windy there so have some warm stuff at the hotel just in case.
Don't know what else to say but have fun, bring some rubbers and as long as you like to dance you should be able to see some action on St. Catherines street.
TORONTO IS THE BEST!! Montreal is the best to f**k
Have fun.