DellDude Jan. 2006-present

[compaqdork]

let's catch you cokkscukers up to speed:

"About the supposed strike. They met and had a vote this morning. I blew it off and slept in. I'll find out tomorrow morning when I show up for work whether there is one or not. Doesn't really matter. I'm working no matter what. I ain't no punk. Not only I need the coin, I'm lining up with the winning side. How do I know this? Well because our head worker's union representative is none other than Boo Boo.

Let me tell you a little about his political ideology. He's one of those Nader pinheads who helped elect Bush in 2000. But if that wasn't bad enough, he did the same thing in 2004. And he's still complaining about how the Supreme Court stole the election. If there's a strike, not only we don't get that 1.00 raise he's guaranteeing, we probably end up getting a paycut

And I already told that cocksukker I'm crossing.

Boo Boo: "You do that, there's no turning back Daddio."

Dell Dude: "Ain't no looking back either, Boo Boo."

My bet is on there NOT being a strike. No one respects this clown, and all the people I've talked to said they're voting no. But if there is, Boo Boo better get out of the way of my Marky Mark VIII cuz it's gonna be running his ass down. One of these days I'll go into more details about him. Forget about Matt. This guy is The Biggest Loser.

 

[compaqdork]

Well there was no strike today. Despite what I was told was an instant classic Mr. Boo Boo goes to Washington type speech right before the vote, the yay's for accepting the Machine Shop's final offer had it 87-5. At least Boo Boo got the backdoor cover with those 3 sympathy votes and 1 pity vote.

I don't think he took it well. He took his own personal strike today and pulled a no call no show. The marque concession by the Machine Shop was a 15 cent per hour bonus every week you don't miss a day or are late. Sounds good to me. I can use the extra coin to make another $4 Pinny Penny Lane run

 

[compaqdork]

I had my orientation meeting today. Not good. First of all, the drug and physical tests will be deducted from my next two checks. That's $68 total. There is a union "initiation" fee of $150 over four checks on top of the regular union dues of like $35. And now they are saying I have to buy special metatarsal work boots which are like $120 minumum. WTF is wrong with my K-Mart $15 steel toed shoes?

That was page one/half of the pamphlet

I need to start wearing safety glasses. And from now on if use Machine Shop earplugs, I have to sign them out and it will be a deduction from my paycheck. Was free before! And I don't get vacation and holiday pay until I have worked for a year. Don't even get health and dental insurance for another three months. They also are starting random drug testing. Anytime they want they can make me pee in a cup, with or without cause or suspicion.

I mean this stuff just goes on and on. But then this was the kill shot. If you have one no call, no show, you get a week suspension. Two of them, a month. Three, terminated.

"So I just have to call and say, 'This is Jacob - I mean Joseph - Yeah I just got backdoored by Kobe Bryant. I'm not going to be coming in to work today. I'm gonna sleep in instead. Thanks'."?

"No, that would be considered a no call, no show."

"Do I have to give you a screenshot of the bet?"

"It has to be a medical reason or family emergency."

"Losing a suicide parlay because of a garbage time three IS a family emergency!"

Boo Boo was right. Fukk this bullshitt. I want to go back to being temporary. I'll use up those three no cover, no call, no shows during March Madness alone! Who cares about some stupid ass 15 cent raise when they are going to cost me hundreds in fees and mandatory buys!

BTW: The person I put down to contact in case of an emergency was Scotty K. I wrote Bowman's phone number and to connect to customer service and ask for Scotty K. Would rather have my bookie listed than a family member. If anything serious and bad goes down, I want to still have action.

As fas as the rest of this crap goes, we'll see about this tomorrow. Boo Boo and I are gonna have a little talk...

 

[compaqdork]

QUOTE(compaqdork @ Jan 13 2006, 08:26 PM)
dell didn't your fukkin temp agency pay you today?

show me the money



"It's all gone. I finally paid back NETeller for that $750 double digit road fav eft putt. Next week I pay back Scotty K his $200. Then Bank One their $300+. Then finally myATM their $500. And Boo Boo said it was too late to do anything about the new contract. He also quit his union rep position. Pussy.

 

[compaqdork]

Let's now add up how much it is going to cost me to get hired into the Machine Shop. $150 for union initiaion. About $35 for the regular monthly union dues. $68 for drug and physical tests. $125 for special metatarsal workboots. That is $378. That is a full one week (six workday) check.

Fukkin crooks.

 

[compaqdork]

Boo Boo paints the identification labels on the parts with his little roller. Stupid jerk never does it early so it has time to dry. Always waits until we start putting the stuff together. Anyways, he got on me for smearing it. I denied it of course, but then he pointed at my shirt which had "BODYSIDE" in white paint backwords. I told him it was from yesterday.

"I see how you are Daddio."

 

[compaqdork]

I got sent home early today thanks to that idiot Boo Boo.

We have been building this huge stupid part since the end of December. Need to make 800 and we're not even halfway there. As per usual I make the swing arms which are so easy and fast I always get them done early no matter how much I try to run out the clock.

Anyway. Each part also takes five different sets of dunnage. They slide on this metal pole and then fit into the metal slots of the part. The big one goes way up top in the middle. It takes two opposite sided spiral dunnage. It's huge and extremely heavy. When I'm not doing the swing arms I put the dunnage together and pass them out. I always just lean it against the side of the part and let the muscle men put it together. Just too heavy for me and too much needless effort.

Well Boo Boo's job is to paint all the identification on the parts with his little roller. I just heard a loud thump and a short shriek. A normal person sees a huge part leaning next to him as he's bending over and proceeds with great caution. Not Boo Boo. Son of a bitch somehow caused it to fall right on top of his block head. Got knocked out cold and his face was lying in a pool of blood and white stencil.

Automatic lockdown pending an accident investigation. That's why I got sent home early as well as everybody else in the Assembly Building. Boss Man George called 911 and they took Boo Boo away in an ambulance.

Also, every day, two seconds after every break his so-called wife (I have my suspicions but I'll save that for another day) calls him. His cell phone does not ring or play music. When he gets a call, it goes, "Where you at? Where you at? Where you at? Where you at? Where you at?" in a nagging women's voice over and over again until it is answered.

No one was there except me when it went off at 9:30:01 so I answered:

Machine Shop

Who's this?

Jacob

Where Boo Boo at?

Boo Boo had a boo boo

Oh no, not again!

The good news is he still has all nine fingers. But he did take a nasty thump on the head and will need a few stitches... or twenty before or after he regains consciousness

Add this to the list of badbeats I've been suffering. I can't afford to lose any more coin with all my debt and fees. Just this weekend is the deadline to buy those metatarsal shoes and I also still have that $150 union initiation to pay. So now I lose out on $60 while stupid Boo Boo gets worker's comp the rest of winter. And I'm still waiting for my last W-2.

I just can't win.

 

[compaqdork]

Boo Boo is going to be fine. He'll be back by next week I predict. He's too stupid to go into worker's comp garbage time and it wasn't as bad as he made it out to be. Reminds me of my high school football teammate. Every game he would be taken out on a stretcher yet he'd be back in school all healthy on Monday.

But I've got problems. Somehow someway my tax refund got halved after I punched in my Wissy W-2's. Since I am direct depositing, I will only limp away with $200 and change. So I've decided not to buy those metatarsal boots this weekend. Going with the Seahawks J Moneyline and OVER instead.

According to the new contract if I don't have those shoes next week I'll be sent home. So either I better win or they better be bluffing because I'm calling and going ALL IN ALL OR NOTHING.

 

[kneifl]

Fascinating thread :SIB

kneifl

 

[compaqdork]

Boo Boo is still not back. Mofo looks like he is going into worker's comp garbage time after all. We sent him a get well card. Everyone signed it. I wrote:

Get well "soon".

Jacob

- - -

I did catch a break with the metatarsal shoes. They extended the deadline until March 1st. So I have three more checks to work some suicide parlay Magic Johnson...

 

[compaqdork]

Fascinating thread :SIB

kneifl

about 700 more posts in the next few hours guy

 

[MadJack]

WTF? what are you trying to do here? all contributions you have made to this forum is about delldude?

 

[MadJack]

about 700 more posts in the next few hours guy

i don't think so.

disruption of this forum at it's finest.

i don't like banning and closing threads and sending threads to the dump but you sure are pushing it.

 

[compaqdork]

QUOTE(compaqdork @ Feb 7 2006, 06:53 PM)
how's the new career as pool shark hustler online going?


"Fukkin World Winner is dealing me the wiseguy line now. I just won one stupid tournament and I'm in the dreaded "higher ranks" category. Whereas I can win 70% of the time against the nine ball squares, I'm not good enough to get to 50% led alone the 59% needed to overcome the juice.

I'll have to practice more. To get to 59% I'd have to AVERAGE 27,000 which means the nine ball banked within 60 seconds and no cat scratch fever...

 

[Agent 0659]

This is my new favorite movie :142smilie

 

[compaqdork]

WTF? what are you trying to do here? all contributions you have made to this forum is about delldude?

basically i'm transferring his 37 page thread into this one. I have no life; well, DellDude is my life thus the handle I gave myself. I am his alter-ego, the equivealent to the whore fan club leader who shot Selana but i guess i wouldn't pull the trigger on Joey.

however, i would have no problems embezzling funds from his worthless sportsbook accounts

May I continue with this thread Sir Jack? DellDork was outsted from Peeps via A troganHorse condom and has a crew of about 10 that regiously follow him. some fans, some harsh enemies who get off in seeing him in ruin

 

[jpblack34]

Jack, get rid of this crap. Fuknuttery at its finest.

 

[SixFive]

Jack, get rid of this crap. Fuknuttery at its finest.

:142smilie :mj07: :s7: ;142loser: :s8: :fit01:

 

[AR182]

no wonder this dell dude gets thrown off forums.

he needs a check-up from the neck up !

 

[Franky Wright]

Well then, I must be the only one that thinks this guy is funny :com: :scared

Focking Nots, but still funny :shrug:

"No one was there except me when it went off at 9:30:01 so I answered:

Machine Shop

Who's this?

Jacob

Where Boo Boo at?

Boo Boo had a boo boo

Oh no, not again!

The good news is he still has all nine fingers. But he did take a nasty thump on the head and will need a few stitches... or twenty before or after he regains consciousness"

:mj07: