new game, corrupt a wish...

[SixFive]

you make a wish, and the wish is granted by the next poster, however the wish is also corrupted. You then make a wish of your own, etc.

Example:

I wish that girl I met at the coffee shop would call me back

Granted, but she only called you back to curse you out for staring at her.

I wish I could go on vacation all next week.

Granted, but it's going to rain every day.

Got it?? Made for a very funny thread at a hunting site I frequent.


I'll start:

I wish I had a book like Biff from Back to the Future had that gave me all the winners of all the games to come.

 

[Agent 0659]

Man, you hunters are a stranggggggge bunch :scared

Check your IV dude I think youre overdosing! :nono:

 

[Blackman]

I wish I had a book like Biff from Back to the Future had that gave me all the winners of all the games to come.

Granted, but the Univesity of Kentucky will never win another national title.

I wish the Eagles would win the Super Bowl in 2007.

 

[Wineguy]

Granted, but Boston College Eagles can only play for the College National Championship. Sorry.

I wish that Scott from Atlanta, king of kitties, would forever go away. :sadwave:

OK, MJer's, lay it on me!

 

[Phenom]

"
I wish that Scott from Atlanta, king of kitties, would forever go away. :sadwave:
"

Granted, but you go away with him to an island 4 feet by 4 feet without any way off... :sadwave:


I wish I could read people's minds when I wanted to...

 

[smurphy]

"
I wish I could read people's minds when I wanted to...

Granted, but all the women you use this power on will be thinking "he's gross", while all men will think "he's cute".

I wish chicks would dig hybrids.

 

[tpaine07]

ooops didnt do it right.

edit below

 

[tpaine07]

Granted, but all the women you use this power on will be thinking "he's gross", while all men will think "he's cute".

I wish chicks would dig hybrids.

Granted, but all of the woman who dig hybrids would not be able to fit inside of them.

I wish I didnt lose most of my money betting on horse racing.

 

[SixFive]

Granted, but all of the woman who dig hybrids would not be able to fit inside of them.

I wish I didnt lose most of my money betting on horse racing.

Granted, but you instead lost it betting on the Cubs.

I wish all convicted child molesters/rapists would be physically (not chemically) castrated just like you'd do a young shoat.

 

[Blackman]

Granted, but you instead lost it betting on the Cubs.

I wish all convicted child molesters/rapists would be physically (not chemically) castrated just like you'd do a young shoat.

Granted, but the job is yours.

I wish I had a 6 foot vertical leap.

 

[SixFive]

Granted, but the job is yours.

I wish I had a 6 foot vertical leap.

granted, but you are only 2 feet tall.

I wish I never got sucked out on the river while playing poker.

 

[Phenom]

I wish I never got sucked out on the river while playing poker.

Granted, but all your starting hands for the rest of your life are 2-7 off.

I wish the internet gambling ban bill was struck down and never brought up again.

 

[BleedDodgerBlue]

I wish the internet gambling ban bill was struck down and never brought up again

granted, but then you have to wager on every game that agent bets :mj07:

 

[kneifl]

I'll fill in for BDB cause he didnt wish for anything.

I wish I could go to work all day and come home and feel like I've been doing something else all day, like fishing and drinking beer.

kneifl

 

[Agent 0659]

granted, but then you have to wager on every game that agent bets :mj07:

Wheres your wish moron? Seems you fu*ked up the game...nice job :nono:

 

[BleedDodgerBlue]

Wheres your wish moron? Seems you fu*ked up the game...nice job :nono:

I wish i could play poker with agent for the rest of my life and that he had an unlimited bankroll.

 

[Agent 0659]

I wish i could play poker with agent for the rest of my life and that he had an unlimited bankroll.

Granted, but as usual you wont be able to win a pot off me.

I wish BDB would come to Indy and play me 1,000 a hole golf match.

 

[MadJack]

Granted, but as usual you wont be able to win a pot off me.

I wish BDB would come to Indy and play me 1,000 a hole golf match.

granted but you have to use your dik instead of your clubs.

i wish i win the wsop this year.

 

[Happy Hippo]

granted but you have to use your dik instead of your clubs.

i wish i win the wsop this year.

Granted, but you have to give all your winnings to me :SIB

Well some wishes got in after me, so I'll just take your money... that's good enough

 

[kneifl]

granted but you have to use your dik instead of your clubs.

i wish i win the wsop this year.

Granted, but every year after you'll finish dead last (knocked out first)

I wish Agent and BDB wouldn't bring their

love affair

to this board....

kneifl