gonna be lots of PAIN today

[Eddie Haskell]

Jack:

There is a good chance you can have my tickets. I am scheduled to be in a two week trial which I do not think will settle or be continued. If that is the case I will not be going. If your going to be in town, I will give them to you for face value. 2 seats, lower bowl 18 rows from the field.

You'll be able to see Chad Johnson do 3 or 4 chicken dances right in front of you.

Eddie

PS

One proviso, I'll sell you the tickets as long as you don't take Wayne.

 

[taoist]

The Browns are on the uptick. Some things take a few years?

...and a change in cities...and a change back...and a new stadium...and kellen winslow... :scared :mj07: :mj07: :shrug: :142smilie :scared :142smilie :com: :sadwave: :nono:

 

[saint]

Jack:

There is a good chance you can have my tickets. I am scheduled to be in a two week trial which I do not think will settle or be continued. If that is the case I will not be going. If your going to be in town, I will give them to you for face value. 2 seats, lower bowl 18 rows from the field.

You'll be able to see Chad Johnson do 3 or 4 chicken dances right in front of you.

Eddie

who dey?

btw...just got your email tonight, things have been hectic. Maybe something in the next few weeks? Heading to chicago thurs for the weekend.

if you have any extra bengals/panthers tickets lying around, i'd be happy to purchase them and take em off your hands.

 

[Agent 0659]

Move this thread to the Fu cking dumpster where it belongs.

Geezus, how many more weeks of THIS BS are we going to have to take? :shrug:

:nono:




MadJack Wooden----------------------->:stfu:













:fit01:

 

[MadJack]

If your going to be in town,

i will definitely be going to that game, somehow, some way. i'm only an hour away.

 

[MadJack]

Geezus, how many more weeks of THIS BS are we going to have to take?

all year, baby, and all day at the superbowl party

the party room will be decked in purple

 

[Agent 0659]

Oh for fuk sake.....:com:

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Thats right, your in a real, real, small midwestern city. I'll let you know asap. My seats are in on the goal line. Not the greatest but close to the action. If you sit in my seats you have to promise not to wear any of that silly purple ravens stuff and embarress me when you sit by my fellow season ticket holders.

You know I have an image to maintain. Ask Saint.

Eddie

 

[MadJack]

ok, let me know. no hurry. they won't even know i'm for the ravens

 

[Blitz]

Does anybody know The Heimlich maneuver!!!

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Saint:

You want my season tickets for the Carolina game. Jack wants my tickets for the Ravens game. Thats fuking great. Really!!!

I've had season tickets to these striped pukes since 198 fuking 3 suffering through twenty three fuking years of fuking Dave fuking Shula and Bruce fuking Coslet and paid fuking Mike Brown some fuking twenty five fuking thousand dollars over the course of the last fuking twenty fuking three years so that I can provide a bunch of fuking faceless internet right wing blood sucking pukes my fuking season tickets when my fuking team finally gets fuking good!!!!!!!!!

Thats fuking great!!!!!!!

Fuhk you.

Eddie

 

[saint]

Saint:

You want my season tickets for the Carolina game. Jack wants my tickets for the Ravens game. Thats fuking great. Really!!!

I've had season tickets to these striped pukes since 198 fuking 3 suffering through twenty three fuking years of fuking Dave fuking Shula and Bruce fuking Coslet and paid fuking Mike Brown some fuking twenty five fuking thousand dollars over the course of the last fuking twenty fuking three years so that I can provide a bunch of fuking faceless internet right wing blood sucking pukes my fuking season tickets when my fuking team finally gets fuking good!!!!!!!!!

Thats fuking great!!!!!!!

Fuhk you.

Eddie

surely the reputable eddie haskell has to have represented some of the low-lifes that procure tickets for the purpose of scalping. i figured you might have your hands in someone else's pockets too

 

[fatdaddycool]

Eddie,
Unfortunately your team does not play mine that I am aware of as I follow the Chicago Bears. That is unfortunate I would have really liked to sit down and take in a game with you................you could of spit in my nachos when I was unaware..........told the surrounding fans that you were just being charitable and taking a retarded guy to the game...........had me jumped by say.....forty or so lawyers waiting for me outside the game, which of course would have never materialized as most of them would have gone running after the first ambulance that went by therefore leaving noone but you to jump out at me screaming AHA! and then, realizing that there was noone there to support you, at which time you would hear the sirens and go running off also. Yes it would have been a gas.


Jack,

The Bears and I will be happy to cave you and your Ravens skulls in at the SB. Hope this helps.

FDC

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Fat:

Your Bears playing my Bengals. Your NFC playing my AFC. Your Windy City playing my Queen City. The ghost of George Hallas playing the ghost of Paul Brown. Your polocks playing my krauts. Sorry my transplanted Ditkaite, no way on Gods green earth.

NFC stands for No Fuking Chance.

I would not spit in your nachos. (Beer, maybe, you wouldn't detect that) Further, I would not be so uncouth as to tell the fans around us that I was charitably taking a retarded person to the game. That would be obvious.

Maybe in February we can talk. I can tell you who you won't be talkin too. Matthew and Ctownguy.

Eddie

 

[kosar]

Maybe in February we can talk. I can tell you who you won't be talkin too. Matthew and Ctownguy.

Eddie

No doubt about that, Edward. The Browns are a disgrace. Maybe next year. You got your plane ticket for Vegas yet so you can watch your Bengals in the SB with all of your fans?

 

[bryanz]

The only thing this proves is how bad Raiders and Tampa are. If Art Shellshocked lets the Ravens cover that spread he should be shot. Then fired. Raiders aren't even competing.

Art Shell is responsible for the Raiders wows ? That has to be the most astute observation I have heard in years. Art has a winning record as a head coach ( 56-41 ) . He was let go by Just win baby. That senile old bastard should be ruled incompetent and the team should be turned over to others to save the franchise. The Raiders are the worst team or the second worst team in the NFL. How did they get to this point ? Have you seen Al Davis ? We're all going to get old but this guy need help with drool and has a walker. Talk about the game has past him by. His face should be next to the phrase ,to explain it to smart guys like you. Did you listen to Al at the hall induction this yr ? Note to AL; the 70's are over. The Raiders stink. I like dogs but how can you bet this dog ? This is a franchise in ruin, this is the worst the NFL can offer. Big Al and the Raiders were 13 -35 the last 3 yrs. This is Mr Davis' team, it looks like him. Blame it on Art.

 

[bryanz]

Where in the fuk is Jeff George? Put him in there.

I hope he's some where resting. Mr George is 40 yrs old. He has not played a down in 4 yrs. He has played in 14 games the last 6 years. Al knows personale.

 

[fatdaddycool]

No doubt about that, Edward. The Browns are a disgrace. Maybe next year. You got your plane ticket for Vegas yet so you can watch your Bengals in the SB with all of your fans?

Matt,
That is down right fuhking funny, I got a good laugh at that, thank you.

I actually like Eddie though. Not on a personal level of course as I have never met him in person, nor you for that matter, but find you both pretty frigging hilarious. There is a lot to be said for people that can make others laugh.

Thanks.


Eddie,
I can't say that I agree with your statement of "obvious acceptance" of my retardation as I am a pretty dashing fellow. I speak quite clearly and am what some may consider as being quite intelligent. That being said I think you would have to try to convince surrounding Cincy season ticket holders that I was "challenged". Which makes one wonder exactly what type of individual has season tickets to the least storied franchise in sports? I mean think about that? Judging from the placement of the surrounding seats, they must have been among one of the first trailer home/duplex's approached by the "outside sales representatives", hired after the drafting of Carson Palmer. It would seem logical that "Cincy Bob" of the "cardboard crew east of the tracks" was paid to put down his will work for........sign and proceeded to convince the surrounding fans that the Bengals would someday be able to beat the Browns. They, in turn, believed the what must be a pillar of society among Cincy fans, puchased seats down by the goal line. A logical assumption. Therefore, with the mental state of your friends in mind, I am convinced that they would not find me to be retarded, a little upscale maybe, but certainly not retarded.

I am really looking forward to February. I will be sitting right next to my good buddy Eddie Haskell, watching Matt struggle to keep from hitting him on the dome with a bag of nickels.......good times........good times.

 

[kosar]

I am really looking forward to February. I will be sitting right next to my good buddy Eddie Haskell, watching Matt struggle to keep from hitting him on the dome with a bag of nickels.......good times........good times.

Nahhh, Cris, don't take my post the wrong way. I've never had a problem with Haskell at all, but let's face it, for *some* strange reason he tends to rub people the wrong way. :142smilie

 

[Eddie Haskell]

I don't understand why I rub people the wrong way. I am a kind, well rounded and endowed, handsome, wealthy, professional, from a small midwestern city who does quite well with the dollies. All I do is tell the truth. I guess you guys just can't handle it.

And frankly, if I ever go to Las Vegas and meet up with you rabble, I believe it will be necessary to hit someone else over the head with a bag of coins to keep them awake from the photographs I've seen.

Overall Browns Bengals record I believe is 33-33. My goal line seats are not by choice. After 23 years I took a little hiatus and came back and this is the best I could get.l

My head is not working today but I really didn't get Matt's joke.

Eddie

Just got it, never mind. I'll hire rent-a-friend.