9-2 posted last 2 weeks...the warm-up....
A man was dragging a chain in the streets all around town.
The sheriff stopped him and asked why he was dragging the chain.
The man replied, “Have you ever tried pushing a chain?”
Two snakes are slithering down the sidewalk.
One says to the other, "Hey, are we poisonous?"
The other says, "I don't know, why?"
The first snake says, "I just bit my lip."
A man who had 5 penises went to the doctor`s for a physical. When the Dr walked in he asked the man how his pants fit.
The man replied, "Like a glove".
A dog went into a telegraph office to send a telegram. He wrote, "Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof."
The clerk read what the dog wrote and said, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price."
"But, the dog replied, "then the message wouldn't make any sense."
o.k....compose yourselves....this week`s pesky "DALAI LAMA SPECIALS"...assume the locus..i mean lotus position:
1)the dreaded obvious tease...skins-1/2...dallas-2.5....bears-1/2...square?..you betcha....
2)carolina+3.5(-120 pinny)
3)dallas-12.5(oly earlier in week)
4)skins-10(-120)
A man was dragging a chain in the streets all around town.
The sheriff stopped him and asked why he was dragging the chain.
The man replied, “Have you ever tried pushing a chain?”
Two snakes are slithering down the sidewalk.
One says to the other, "Hey, are we poisonous?"
The other says, "I don't know, why?"
The first snake says, "I just bit my lip."
A man who had 5 penises went to the doctor`s for a physical. When the Dr walked in he asked the man how his pants fit.
The man replied, "Like a glove".
A dog went into a telegraph office to send a telegram. He wrote, "Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof."
The clerk read what the dog wrote and said, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price."
"But, the dog replied, "then the message wouldn't make any sense."
o.k....compose yourselves....this week`s pesky "DALAI LAMA SPECIALS"...assume the locus..i mean lotus position:
1)the dreaded obvious tease...skins-1/2...dallas-2.5....bears-1/2...square?..you betcha....
2)carolina+3.5(-120 pinny)
3)dallas-12.5(oly earlier in week)
4)skins-10(-120)
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