Welcome everyone to another episode of the Wonderful World of the NFL. In case you are new to the show, this is where we confirm that you know absolutely nothing about the NFL.
As we recap last week, here is what we have learned.
1.) Michael Vick and the Atlanta Falcons have hit rock bottom. They suck beyond belief. The receivers dont even catch the ball when Vick throws a good ball (which is less than half the time). The coach and his dad have had enough......
2.) Cleveland is an abortion of an NFL team. The QB is a quarterback that should still be playing in the MAC because he sucks. The receivers are pissed at the O-Line and the QB, and the whole team is coming apart at the seams and the coach is about to the fired.
3.) The Chicago Bears are no longer the darling, unbeatable team that will cakewalk through the NFC. The QB is a scumbag who is holding them down. Too many mistakes will likely leave this team losing home field advantage in the playoffs.
4.) The Jets are a viable playoff team. Eric Mangini is a Coach of the Year candidate, and they are playing very good football, even though we are not sure why or more importantly HOW.
5.) We all watched Brett Favre fail miserably yet again on national TV last Monday Night. His career is over. He is costing his team a chance to compete.
6.) The new playoff contender in the AFC is Miami. Jacksonville has issues......David Gerrard isnt the darling that he was made out to be. They lost to Buffalo last week, and are in a free fall. Miami has won 4 in a row and are suddenly looking to win out and claim a wild card.
7.) Oakland is a viable team now. They play very good defense and are competitive with good football teams. Even though they were the laughing stock of pro football as recently as 3 weeks ago, they are now a real team.
8.) Most importantly, know this. The Cowboys are the new HIP PICK for the Super Bowl. They are unbeatable. Romo is a stud. Parcells has his swagger back. Owens is a team guy who loves his new QB and is playing great. Defense is stepping up to the plate and looks championship caliber.
9.) The Giants are done. Eli is a joke and wasnt invited to Thanksgiving dinner with his family. Tiki and Shockey and Plax cant keep their mouth shut. Injuries have mounted and they still hate their coach.
So with all this being said.....here are the "correct" plays this week.
Atlanta Falcons +1.5
Cleveland Browns +5
Chicago Bears -9
Green Bay +1
Jacksonville -1
Houston +3
NY Giants +3
Thanks for tuning in and we will be back next to tell you what you THINK you know.
As we recap last week, here is what we have learned.
1.) Michael Vick and the Atlanta Falcons have hit rock bottom. They suck beyond belief. The receivers dont even catch the ball when Vick throws a good ball (which is less than half the time). The coach and his dad have had enough......
2.) Cleveland is an abortion of an NFL team. The QB is a quarterback that should still be playing in the MAC because he sucks. The receivers are pissed at the O-Line and the QB, and the whole team is coming apart at the seams and the coach is about to the fired.
3.) The Chicago Bears are no longer the darling, unbeatable team that will cakewalk through the NFC. The QB is a scumbag who is holding them down. Too many mistakes will likely leave this team losing home field advantage in the playoffs.
4.) The Jets are a viable playoff team. Eric Mangini is a Coach of the Year candidate, and they are playing very good football, even though we are not sure why or more importantly HOW.
5.) We all watched Brett Favre fail miserably yet again on national TV last Monday Night. His career is over. He is costing his team a chance to compete.
6.) The new playoff contender in the AFC is Miami. Jacksonville has issues......David Gerrard isnt the darling that he was made out to be. They lost to Buffalo last week, and are in a free fall. Miami has won 4 in a row and are suddenly looking to win out and claim a wild card.
7.) Oakland is a viable team now. They play very good defense and are competitive with good football teams. Even though they were the laughing stock of pro football as recently as 3 weeks ago, they are now a real team.
8.) Most importantly, know this. The Cowboys are the new HIP PICK for the Super Bowl. They are unbeatable. Romo is a stud. Parcells has his swagger back. Owens is a team guy who loves his new QB and is playing great. Defense is stepping up to the plate and looks championship caliber.
9.) The Giants are done. Eli is a joke and wasnt invited to Thanksgiving dinner with his family. Tiki and Shockey and Plax cant keep their mouth shut. Injuries have mounted and they still hate their coach.
So with all this being said.....here are the "correct" plays this week.
Atlanta Falcons +1.5
Cleveland Browns +5
Chicago Bears -9
Green Bay +1
Jacksonville -1
Houston +3
NY Giants +3
Thanks for tuning in and we will be back next to tell you what you THINK you know.
