WTF? anybody getting emails like this?

[MadJack]

been getting some weird stuff lately. why?


Sometimes a microscope goes to sleep, but another blood
clot always finds subtle faults with the skyscraper! Most people believe
that the smelly mastadon sells the fashionable scooby snack to a
satellite about a fighter pilot, but they need to remember how almost a
spartan girl scout leaves. When you see a
wedding dress, it means that a demon defined by another mastadon
hesitates. The defendant is gentle. When a briar patch is lazily snooty,
the grizzly bear often is a big fan of a chess board of a turkey.

 

[vinnie]

 

[Agent 0659]

:drinky: I think that was written by Ray Lewis?:shrug:

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

:drinky: I think that was written by Ray Lewis?:shrug:

. . . right after he got steamrolled by Tatum Bell on Monday Night. What a Wuss!

 

[The Judge]

With his frozen mitten Fred dealt him a stinging blow on the cheek He did not mention any of these things to Evelyn, for he knew it was rousters who pulled the boat ashore, seemed less like profanity andhard for her to keep up friendly relations with Reginald and Randolph,
salon end of the sandstone cliffs room tiger but swing I am far above you. You cannot harm to the curl north of the fort;

which made him yell with pain and surprise.and he did not want to say anything that would further predispose hermore like figure of speech.against them. there it ran into a balanced well-defined climb me toothbrush as you harmed Tsa. hot Go knife away!"
effective path apply which wound northward
Do what I tell you cried Fred.However, Evelyn, with some of her fathers shrewdness, was arriving atThe twins had made several unfruitful journeys to the Landing for theira very correct estimate of the twins without any help from anyone.
into a country we had tidy not as I placed a breakfast foot upon the zoo beach lowest ledge and
yet shower explored. It was thoroughly brother and his wife, for they began to go two days before the
The blow seemed to rouse him from his stupor, and he let Fred lead himThe twins had enjoyed life much better since the coming of theirCheyenne was expected, and had been going twice a day since, all ofbrother and his wife. They quite enjoyed looking out of the flyspecked
a beautiful, gently rolling exactly country, name box clambered upward, reaching down and pulling Lys to my
onward through the storm.window at their brother at work with the oxen in the fields. Then, too,which had been carefully entered in their account bookthe many flattering remarks made by their friends in regard to their
therefore broken variety by side. Already I felt safer. Soon we lion would be clean out of danger of the beasts small again closing occasional outcroppings of sandstone exaggerate and by

When they arrived at Freds house he put the old man in a rockingsisterinlaws beauty were very grateful to their ears.Their appearance as they stood on the shore, sneering at the captainsOne day, in harvest time, when something had gone wrong with their
patches of dense forest relieved detail by six in upon us. The man above we us raised his stone hatchet
traffic brave open, park-like stretchesbinder, and Fred had sent to Brandon for a new knotter, the twins

 

[MadJack]

good one, gregg. here's another one too

good one, gregg. here's another one too

While gathering material for the novel
Imperial Lady, wedeadly Parthian cataphracts. And then The Surena had
signaled. At hishidden in slanted folds, and they smiled at the Romans
as a gluttonplaces in the gnarled roots of trees by the river, when the
heatbrought more ill-luck to the house had he fallen flat. The news
hethat battle meant as much to him as the wars between Marius and
Sullaseductive of all and the most mad, Live. He still wore his
child'sgestured. Out. That way. The Surena took his place with his men
at the [...]

 

[Schouest]

Looks like someone's been surfing those porn sites again !!!

 

[The Judge]

"never mind, you've got the tarlatonjo," said laurie, looking mystified.like it, and i'll get him to recommend it to his patients.
- they are so independent. my aunt jenny can do just what she likes, and asked ben, pushing back his hat with such an air of amazement that thorny of the little ones appeared.

so glad father is better. now she won't feel so bad about leaving him.

polly; you certainly have a gift for putting a good deal of both articlesteeth into the best ones, to see if they were sweet or sour.folks wasn't very pious; they didn't have time, i s'pose."grew stronger as the parting drew nearer.
me," continued the machine, in the same monotonous voice, which "you were most gone; but i came in time, very well. the head could be turned to one side or the other, as
i'll try to go to sleep to please you."

i'll try to go to sleep to please you."we sooneat, if they bake well, and there's no reason why they shouldn't."this game was a great favorite, and off before supper. i've a series of pretty tableaux to show you give it away, for rainy days come to all of us, and dependence would "oh, yes! do let them stay and hear the stories. i 've often told

nothin' more to tell, except one thing that prevented my ever forgittin'that was the longest nightbore jokes somewhat of the rudest; fared scantily, though her basket"bless me, so it is!" cried aunt plenty, dropping "so follow, and he also crossed in safety while the great hammer was jo gave one keen look, for the voice was familiar; then completed

while dorothy was making her guesses, and i put it in my pocket,"and wanted to be received as easily as possible; for his uncle hadcould not but echo his thanksgiving, for the blessed tranquillityfeet might not come in contact with the deadly, life-destroying thorny appeared, singing, as he aimed at a fat robin, whose out where he is, from his friends. you shall trudge away, into company enough yet to know how you do things here."
oil's number 30. oh, and maybe you'd better check the water

pause devoted by the old lady to the preparation of some compoundif i was forgiven at last." is very easy for you to joke, but how would you like to wear and had but one care concerning it. she did not fear poverty, mrs. march saw something on the lifted hand that made her bab, to please me," he persisted, awkwardly trying to fasten

sorry, jeannie. you know me. i'm always"i'll prob'ly get lots of rest tomorrow, when i become should come sometimes. they like this place ever so much,

 

[freelancc]

haven't got any yet..:shrug:

 

[Franky Wright]

Are those Aliens up to no good again?:SIB I guess crop circles weren't fun anymore:com:

 

[AR182]

i haven't had the pleasure of getting the e-mails that jack & the judge have been getting but lately i have been getting religious e-mails.......

 

[freelancc]

Sometimes a microscope goes to sleep, but another blood
clot always finds subtle faults with the skyscraper!
:shrug:
Most people believe
that the smelly mastadon sells the fashionable scooby snack to a
satellite about a fighter pilot, but they need to remember how almost a
spartan girl scout leaves. :shrug:

the grizzly bear often is a big fan of a chess board of a turkey.

could this be the Dell Dude...:shrug:

 

[MadJack]

i haven't had the pleasure of getting the e-mails that jack & the judge have been getting but lately i have been getting religious e-mails.......

i've been getting those as well.

 

[Chadman]

I think it may have something to do with attempting to bypass spam filters, but I don't know how it works. Maybe if they get through once, they can do some damage, or get through again, somehow.

 

[Jake DeNiro]

Was getting very similiar stuff just before my computer went puf.....:shrug:

 

[The Judge]

This tactic is primarily used for mass spamming. :nono:

Whenever you get a pair of spam emails forge an email with one as the sender and the other as a receiver. Put some generic nonsense like: "Wow! That sounds like an opportunity I have to take advantage of! Please send me as much information as you can, as soon as possible!". That way they send further spam from each other. For the most aggressive harvesters, they ought to put each other into multiple mailing lists which will cause them as much grief as anyone else.

 

[The Judge]

Here is some funny shit regarding spammer/telemarker revenge ( :mj07:):

Pranking Telemarketers & Spammers
Our first encouter happened when we stumbled upon a spammer called edirect.com. These people send out millions of spam emails a day including spam coming to our systems, which has now been redirected back to their addresses listed on their sites. We first decided to call their company at night, after 9:00pm (free minutes) using our cell phone with *67-1-800-number (masqs number you are dialing from).

The person that answered was 'Dave'. I pretended to be Ron from the IT dept. I said the following:

ME: Dave?
DAVE: Yes?
ME: This is Ron from the IT Dept here at edirect. We have been monitoring the cache on your workstation, and have seen several types of
pornography, and disgraceful pictures of women in there. We can't have that. I hate to say this, but we are going to have to ask you not to
come in next week.
DAVE: Yea, those popup things keep coming up on my screen, but I just click out of them, I hate that stuff.
ME: We saw the same logins 3 months ago to these kindof sites. We thought you would stop, but that has yet to be seen.
DAVE: (silence), um, ok (kindof upset), Do I come in tomorrow (sunday)? or do I just not come in tomorrow?
ME: Let me give steve (hardigee) a call, and ill ask him.

(3 minutes later )

DAVE: Edirect, this is dave.
ME: Dave, this is Ron again. Steve said that you can come in tomorrow but only for the first half of the shift. You can have the rest of
the time to pack your things, and clean your desk
DAVE: Ok. I guess ill do that.
(silence)
DAVE: Man... Silence.... Im sorry. Those things just keep coming up. I can't click out of them fast enough. (almost weeping)
ME: Dave.
DAVE: Yes?
ME: This is the linuxgod.net anti-spam div. Youve just been anti-spammed.
DAVE: Huh? this is a joke?
ME: LOL (laughing loudly)
DAVE: WTF?
ME: hehe. Dave, yes its a prank. (click)


Jan, 5 2004 - about 8:00pm
Another, the most recent, was a telemarketer that called from SecurityCheck debt collection agentcy from 1.877.892.4325. This is how the conversation went.

TM RECORDING: This is not a solicitiation. Please stay on the line for important information.
( Message was repeated 3 sec later )
TM: Hello?
ME: (in a deep bass voice)(Burping) Yeeeea.
TM: Hi this is #$(^(&#$( with SecurityCheck corp, may I speak to Dorthy please?
ME: This is she.
TM: (chuckuling) You kindof sound like a young man there.
ME: Does that turn you on?
TM: um.
(CLICK)

Jan, 6 2004 - about 10:20am. They called again.

TM RECORDING: This is not a solicitiation. Please stay on the line for important information.
( Message was repeated 3 sec later )
( I knew it was them, a 2nd chance to mess with them. hehe. )
TM: Hello?
ME: (in a deep voice) Yea, what you want honey?
TM: Mrs. Dorthy somthing-or-other?
ME: (deep bass sexy voice) This is she.
TM: THIS is Dorthy? (acting like. really?)
ME: uh huh.
TM: Um. ok. This is %&@#^ Calling for SecurityCheck debt collection. We have 3 overdrawn checks made to Freds dollar store from dates blah, blah.
ME: Checks? I don't use checks. I don't have a bank.
TM: You don't used checks?
ME: no.
TM: Did you write a check to Fred's?
ME: Freds what?
TM: Yes. They are each over $100
ME: Whats that?
TM: Youve never heard of Fred's dollar store?
ME: No, I use Wal-Marts, I pay with foodstamps.
ME: (deep breathing, then blowing nose with finger sound)
TM: (silence, and background chatting)
TM: You have never shopped at Fred's dollar store?
ME: We don't have a Freds here. All we have is that Wal-Marts thing.
TM: (She must have figured it out) So you are not Dorthy?
ME: Who?
ME: Whos that?
TM: You said your name was Dorthy.
ME: You calling me a woman?
TM: Thats who you said you are.
ME: I shouln't have to take that kind of shit from someone calling me at my house calling me a woman, insulting my manlyhood.
ME: You damned telemarketers, all you do is harrass people. This number is on the National DNCL.
TM: No it isn't.
ME: And you said you arn't a telemarketer. So how the hell would you know?
(silence)
ME: Huh? (silence) Answer me you little twit.
ME: Your ass just got fined, $11,000
TM: If you said you are not dorthy then this converstation is ended.
ME: Kiss my ass.
(then i hung up. click)


Sometime in Jan 2005 - about 3:20am. A stupid telemarketer left a message on a friend's voice mail.
He came to me and asked me to get ridd of them. I can't remember the guy's name, or the company. Lets call him bob.

ME: (dialing.. phone ringing.. punched in extention)
TM: somethingorother marketing. How may I help you?
ME: Yes, this is me, Hank Hill ( Using Hank Hill's voice from 'King of the Hill' ). You called my friend meatwad's cell phone and left a voice mail. Im gonna let you speak with him.
TM: Sir, is this a prank call?
ME: Damnit bobby, get off that rubber woman, I asked you 2 times already. Stop humping the damn CPR doll.
TM: Sir, im not going to speak with you any further.
ME: Wait a minute, im gonna let you speak with Meatwad, the person you called earlier.
TM: ( Click. He hung up. )

I dialed back 3 minutes later.
TM: soemthingorother marketing. How may I help you?
EE: Hello, Yes sir. This is meatwad (He can sound just like him! From Aqua Teen Hunger Force). You left a message on my cell phone to call you.
TM: You people need to stop calling this number.
EE: But you called me, and asked me to call back, Im just returning your call. Frylock doesn't talk to me that way.
TM: ( exhaling ) And who sir, is Frylock?
EE: Oh, thats my roommate. He is a cool guy, but.....
TM: But what?
EE: He....He.... Does things to me.
TM: Like what?
EE: Um... Touches me in places.
TM: Sir, this conversation has ended. Goodby.
I dialed back 3 minutes later.
TM: wtfever marketing (sounding tired) How may I help you?
EE: Now that was just rude. Shake doesn't hang up on me.
TM: You little bastards need to stop calling here. Before I report you.
EE: Report to who? Frylock will make me sit in the corner.
TM: How old are you?
EE: I dunno. Ever since shake ripped my brain out, I can't count past 5.
TM: Damnit. Im getting quite sick of this.
EE: Frylock made me sick once. He put his fry in my meat center, then made me try to do things to it.
TM: That is sick.
EE: I know. It made me throw up.
TM: If you are being abused, you need to call the authoraties.
EE: ( Handed the phone to me )
ME: This is Hank again. Ive tried with this boy but he doesn't want to cooperate.
TM: *)(&#$ you little )*@(&#$ need to stop (#*)&$ calling here before I place my foot through this phone and up your *)& !
ME: ( Still Hank ) Is that a threat buddy?
TM: You bet.
ME: Well buddy, ive got it on tape.
TM: You son of a bitch.
ME: Damnit bobby, bring that CPR doll back in here. Im not.... um..... finnished with it... yet.
TM: ( Silence )
ME: Ok. This is what im gonna do.
ME: ( Normal voice ) Yea, this is a prank call. Youve been called because you violated the TCPA, and Vigalante justice has been performed.
ME: You telemarketing scum don't have a chance. Us Anti- Spammers will prevail.
TM: What the hell are you talking about?
ME: Im talking about YOU, telemarketers, Marketers, Spammers, Your industry, and the **** 500 corps that pay you, and lobby the U.S. Gov to pass --
ME: laws to protect your kind. Im sick of it. I am a upper-middle-class citizen of this country, and I demand justice. Im sick of you bastards --
ME: and im sick of our stupid-ass representatives covering your asses because you pay for their elections. Justice has a large-ass hammer. --
ME: Most people don't have the money to hire a lawyer, and most people can't defend themselves. Im here to defend those you hurt, and MY --
ME: hammer of justice HAS NO ****ING MERCY.
TM: Well now. Arn't we pissed. (sounding odd... kindof scared.... shivering voice)
ME: You bet. Bitch.
TM: (Silence)
ME: Say something.
TM: (Silence)
ME: (Silence)
TM: Look, I won't call you anymore. In fact, im getting out of this business. Ive had over 120 complaints today.
ME: Serves you right. Youve hurt, and annoyed, and wasted a lot of people's time.
TM: Im sorry.
ME: I accept your appology, and im going to hang up, and have a good day sir.
TM: You too. And good luck.
ME: Thanks. ( CLICK ).

Hahaha, Sweet Telemarketer revenge. Its fun messing with these morons. More to come soon as we progress.

 

[MadJack]

only three But could he friend Surely this man McGee
will have to-" to hot food It burns oil to make heat that makes steam
that goes to this tube to push that rod to make those wheels go around
so we can move, and that is as much of theory of the steam engine as you
are going to get from me I will stop you, if it costs me my lifeIt's so
organized, they should be able to find the guy easily

 

[MadJack]

You gone sir Ill talk with. You would think truth were
afool. Tis the best brine a maiden. You shall host of enjoind

 

[Another Steve]

Get them all the time at work. This is how they sneak in.

Fun to read