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Cinci mayor - worst first pitch in the history of the game
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I never watch Jimmy Kimmel but I couldn't sleep so I watched last nigth. I'll have to say that the mayor segment was very funny. They ragged him pretty good but the funniest thing Jimmy said was at the end of the interview. The mayor pitched the ball right handed and Jimmy said "Are you sure you're right handed?" Oh man, I teared up I was laughing so hard.
Off-topic, but i've been meaning to ask.
Maybe I missed it, but why the sudden hatred for the city of Kansas City?
I've never been there and have no opinion about that city whatsoever. Just a curious bystander.
Ok, the truth is i'm hoping for a good PF rant. :SIB
Cincinnati Democratic mayors:
Jerry Springer and now, Mark "the Rocket" Mallory. I've decided to become a republican do to outright embarassment. Obviously, a man-girl.
Not everyone from Cincinnati throws like Pete Rose. I'll give Bush credit, at least he got it to home last year.
With our tradition, former Cleveland mayor Ralph Perk (caught hair on fire) should run down here. Also whatever happened to Marion Berry? Either one, no doubt electable.
I hear Mallory has been asked to throw out the ceremonial first football at the Bengals opener on Monday night football against the dirty birds. Now that would be funny.
Eddie
Jerry Springer and now, Mark "the Rocket" Mallory. I've decided to become a republican do to outright embarassment. Obviously, a man-girl.
Not everyone from Cincinnati throws like Pete Rose. I'll give Bush credit, at least he got it to home last year.
With our tradition, former Cleveland mayor Ralph Perk (caught hair on fire) should run down here. Also whatever happened to Marion Berry? Either one, no doubt electable.
I hear Mallory has been asked to throw out the ceremonial first football at the Bengals opener on Monday night football against the dirty birds. Now that would be funny.
Eddie
The short story is KC was the lead city in the bidding to steal my beloved Penguins from Pittsburgh. All the while the rodeo attending faggots were just being used as pawns for Lemieux and company to squeeze the best deal possible from the local politicians, and it worked to perfection.
During the process the Penguins message board was invaded by a bunch of cow-fvcking, rodeo going trolls, the likes of which I can't even describe.
These low lifes sat around like vultures and were more than willing to kick people when they were down. I hope their new Sprint center sits empty till hell freezes over, thaws out and freezes again.
One of the dicksuckers made his own message board called mykcpenguins.com or something like that. Unless you really have an honest potential for a team you support to leave town you really don't know how upsetting it can be.
To add to that frustration a bunch of tobacco chewing, aqua velva wearing, cow fvcking, rodeo going, uneducated faggots is enough to make you hate an entire town.
Sorry, no rant, just a hatred for a stupid mid-west town we should give back to Canada.
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No, no rant there, my man. :142smilie
Thanks. For what it's worth, as much as I don't really follow the NHL, the Penguins have been 'my team' for 25 years.
Used to have a section on one of my folders in high school around 1985-1986 called 'Mario's March' and I updated it every time he had a goal or assist.
Some people thought that was kind of dorky, but what do they know?
well good thing the penguins are rolling right now w/crosby, 'my' islanders arent doing well even though i also dont really follow the nhl, perhaps the penguins will win a cup before ohio state athletics gets out of the 2nd place slot and the indians put cc sabathia on a diet :shrug:
good stuff :142smilie not to mention the royals are an absolute disgrace, though the cheifs draw loads of trashy clown rednecks in their sea of red, hopefully i dont ever have to go to kansas city, though theres a few other places a similar rant can be made about ie miami being a 3rd world country, at least it has south beach though
