ok so who are you ?

[Old School]

english teacher:00hour

:scared

 

[Eddie Haskell]

screen door repair.

Eddie

 

[hammer1]

Stunt Penis

For That Epic........STIFF COMPETITION

Worked without a "Fluffer".....Now I Regret That

 

[Handi Capper]

sorry Al, just whipped that off the top of my head

I just really love to cook...

I will keep that in my memory

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

Gabriel Richard HS - Summer Janitor
Meijer Stores - stockboy
Coca-Cola - Merchandiser, Sales Rep, Distribution Supervisor (4 years)
Ford Motor Co. & Visteon - Supervisor, General Foreman (6 years)
Limited Brands - Operations Supervisor (1 year)

 

[Glferboy21]

Intern as Gas Scheduler

Still student

Soon to be Natural Gas trader in June :00hour

 

[Butts]

Lead Produce Quality Inspector for a Grocery chain called Wegmans located on the east coast....Soon to be promoted to Banana specialist....:em71:

Butts

 

[The Judge]

I am a motivational speaker and I live in a van down by the river.

 

[NySportsfan]

i thought that since it's a slow time of year for some of us (until football season), i thought it would be curious to see what jobs (legal & illegal) each member has/had in his/her life....

i'll go first since it's my idea.....in no particular order...


hopefully we'll get some interesting responses

no responses....i guess it's too personal...i'll edit my info...

what is this an aa meeting where everyone stands up and introduces themselves :scared it's baseball time baby, isnt that enough to keep people rolling, who the f cares about someone on the internet who parked cars when they were 17 or sold knives in those appointment scam jobs ie kosar :mj07:

 

[NySportsfan]

I pay $6 bucks an hour under the table if you know what i mean

I expect breakfast at 11 am. rice krispies and skim milk. i don't need any foo foo pastries. once a week you can make pancakes but dont ruin them with fruit or something. i also expect it in bed.

Lunch is served when i so desire around 3 in the afternoon. i can come to the kitchen for that. nothing too heavy, but please not a damn sandwich everyday. use creativity.

Dinner around 8 or so. Switch it up. I don't care about the 4 food groups, but it has to taste good and be a mix of healthy and unhealthy.

Desert around 9. There definitely has to be some sort of chocolate involved in this process. Again no foo foo pastry.

you work 7 days a week and i suppose can have 1 day off a month. after 3 years we can talk raise. and i don't pay overtime so make sure you are cleaning up as you go. in your downtime before meals you can study or do your girl things, but i would prefer studying up on new recipes.

that's all for now. you can start tomorrow.

:mj07: sounds good to me man, perhaps a bacon omelette with home fries and hot coffee to nurse the night befores hangover, a little turkey club for lunch or a bagel with lox for my jewish fix right AL, any lox in phoenix? a little variety at dinner with some veal parm and such, and some good italian cheese on it not the crap most places have....a little brownie sunday and a cognac after dinner drink, and we're all set HH, whaddya say?

 

[MadJack]

:mj07: sounds good to me man, perhaps a bacon omelette with home fries and hot coffee to nurse the night befores hangover, a little turkey club for lunch or a bagel with lox for my jewish fix right AL, any lox in phoenix? a little variety at dinner with some veal parm and such, and some good italian cheese on it not the crap most places have....a little brownie sunday and a cognac after dinner drink, and we're all set HH, whaddya say?

:mj07:

 

[NySportsfan]

:mj07:

yeah, unfortunately the picture-taking obsession by the chronies was a bit out of control out there, i knew thered be a catch, but vegas is an absolutely tremendous place, your skin just gets so damn dry, that was also after many cocktails as you know jackson:SIB

 

[Chadman]

I am a motivational speaker and I live in a van down by the river.

:142smilie