Poor Ottoman gets rape by youths....

smurphy

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I can confirm as horny as I may have gotten I never humped a piece of furniture. :nono:
Either you're in the minority on that or I had particularly uncontrollable urges during puberty. ...Ruined a couple items from the fridge too.
 

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...Ruined a couple items from the fridge too.

:scared :scared :scared

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that explains the stains on some of our furniture...you should have the decency to clean up after yourself.....& put the vegtables back in the fridge...
You knew the deal when you took me in: "Vodka + furniture + fresh produce = 1-man party" was in the fine print. ....And no, you don't really want me to put the vegies back.
 
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