lazy americans. i'm lazy but this is ridiculous!

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LAS VEGAS, Nevada (AP) -- There's lazy, and then there's Las Vegas lazy.

In increasing numbers, Las Vegas tourists exhausted by the four miles of gluttony laid out before them are getting around on electric "mobility scooters."

Don't think trendy Vespa motorbikes. Think updated wheelchair.

Forking over about $40 a day and their pride, perfectly healthy tourists are cruising around Las Vegas casinos in transportation intended for the infirm.

You don't have to take a step. You don't even have to put your drink down.

"It was all the walking," 27-year-old Simon Lezama said on his red Merits Pioneer 3. Lezama, a trim and fit-looking restaurant manager from Odessa, Texas, rented it on Day 3 of his five-day vacation, "and now I can drink and drive, be responsible and save my feet."

The Las Vegas Strip is long past its easily walkable days. Casinos alone are nearly the size of two football fields. That doesn't count the hotel rooms, shopping malls, spas, convention centers, bars and restaurants.

And that's just inside. For tourists who plan to stroll from one big casino to another, there are crowds, construction sites and long stretches of sun-baked sidewalks between.

A tourist could accidentally get some exercise.

"We're seeing more and more young people just for the fact that the Strip has gotten so big, the hotels are so large," said Marcel Maritz, owner of Active Mobility, a scooter rental company whose inventory also includes wheelchairs, crutches and walkers.

Most of those using the scooters are obese, elderly or disabled. But many are young and seemingly fit.

The number of able-bodied renters has grown in the past few years to represent as much as 5 percent of Maritz's business, he said. The company, which contracts with some casinos, has a fleet of about 300 scooters.

"It makes it a lot easier for people to see everything," he said.

At full throttle the scooters open up to about 5 mph, though crowded sidewalks allow little opportunity for such speeds. They can go anywhere wheelchairs can -- elevators, bars, craps tables -- but are banned from streets. They come with a quick operating lesson, an instruction booklet, a horn and a basket.

"At first, I figured it was for handicapped people, but then I saw everybody was getting them. I figured I might as well, too," Lezama said.

Las Vegas has other transportation options, although each has its problems. The Strip is regularly clogged with cabs and drive-in tourists. A double-decker bus system, dubbed the Deuce, often gets stuck in the mess. A $650 million monorail with stops at eight casinos has been plagued by poor ridership, perhaps because it runs behind the resorts, well off the Strip and out of sight.

Police and casino workers often use bicycles.

Some think it's unethical
Some find the notion of using a device intended for disabled people unethical.

"It's the same principle as parking in a handicap spot," Mike Petillo, 64, a disabled tax accountant who recently visited from New York City.

Several hotel bell desk workers -- who handle most of the rental requests from tourists -- said they try to discourage people who do not appear to need the scooters from renting. But refusing the self-indulgent is not really an option.

"You can't really discriminate against anybody," said Tom Flynn, owner of Universal Mobility. "We don't require a prescription or an explanation of why they need it."

Michelle Bailey, a slender, apparently healthy 22-year-old, used a scooter to get around a recent pool tournament at the Riviera hotel-casino. "Four-inch heels," she explained with a laugh, pointing to her lipstick-red pumps.

But Troy Burgess, a 21-year-old optician visiting from Detroit, said he considers it "immoral" for an able-bodied person to rent wheels. And not only that, but "you probably wouldn't pick up too many chicks on that scooter."
 

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Here's a picture of the Texican who is the main bum in the article.

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Dont know about anyone else but there have been a lot of times that those casino's look a lot closer than they really are. Sometimes you start thinking maybe take a bus and then say forget it and then an hour later you wish you did. Vegas is not a place i want to start thinking about my blood pressure and heart rate. Especially being out all night hitting it hard.
 

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the casinos do look closer than they are but i take a cab even if it's just acrossed the street.

doyle brunson almost hit me in his when i was stumbling around the bellagio one night last month. i didn't get mad but he prob did. i just noticed it was him and said "hi doyle" as he rode off into the center of the casino. LOL
 

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I see nothing wrong with it:shrug:


Really......there isn't. I think the fact that "scooters" were designed for the "hard of mobile", is what makes it hard for most of us to wrap our heads around.

I mean, you could use a wheelchair, too! People just associate a wheelchair with you needing it, not wanting it for "personal comfort".


Let's face it. It should be pretty hard to look some guy with no legs in the eye, and say you want to use the scooter because "you're tired of walking".
 

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the day i use this is the day i stop going to vegas. i always enjoy walking around the strip, from hotel to hotel. that's one of the reasons why i go....except of course during the summer...then i park myself at the pool until the evening..& then i try to walk around the strip.
 

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spongy...you`d better buy carbon credits......or get a scooter with solar panels mounted in the canopy(spongy has 36 electricity saving devices in his bedroom)....


btw...is that a mini-cooper stuck in one of that scooter`s tires?..

btw/btw......has anybody seen sally struthers recently?...my god.....i heard that they had to install speed bumps at her local "all-u-can-eat" buffet........

whoa....
 

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Jack Could have used last year--remember the wife likes to walk and we footed from Stratosphere to your place--and footed it back--then she couldn't understand why I said I was too tired for "service work"--when we got back to room :rant2:
 
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