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Does anyone have a good definition for this.

or had experiences with it to explain it.

It seems no one really knows :SIB
 

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Vaginal flatulence
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Vaginal flatulence (flatus vaginalis in Latin) is an emission or expulsion of air from the vagina, often during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. The sound is somewhat comparable to flatulence from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated.

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1 More serious conditions
2 Techniques used in prevention
3 Slang
4 Pornography
5 Notes



[edit] More serious conditions
Vaginal gas that involves strong odor or fecal matter may be a result of colovaginal fistula, a serious condition involving a tear between the vagina and colon, which can result from surgery, child birth, diseases (such as Crohn's disease), and other causes.[1] This condition can lead to urinary tract infection and other complications. A doctor should be consulted if symptoms of colovaginal fistula occur.

This can also be a symptom of an internal female genital prolapse,[2] a condition most often caused by child birth.[3]

Air which is forced into the vagina, especially by blowing in order to cause vaginal flatulence during cunnilingus, can cause an air embolism. This is a potentially life-threatening condition for a woman and also for her child if she is pregnant at the time.[4]


[edit] Techniques used in prevention
Techniques such as exercise (e.g. the Kegel exercise); avoidance of sexual positions where the woman raises her hips and thighs; and artificial lubrication are commonly used in minimizing occurrences of vaginal flatulence.[5]


[edit] Slang
Queef (onomatopoeia), pussy fart, and vart are slang terms which refer to vaginal flatulence. The term fanny fart is also commonly used in Britain and Australia.[6].


[edit] Pornography
So-called "queefing" can also be considered erotic and is the subject of a pornographic sub-genre, as for example in the movies of Amber Rose.[7]


[edit] Notes
^ Martinez, Michael, M.D. (2001). Case Two-hundred Twenty Eight - Colovaginal Fistula.
^ unknown (dead link).
^ Healthwise, Incorporated (2005). Vaginal problems and female genital prolapse.
^ Wright, Janis (2004). "Pregnancy: Prenatal Care" (Vol 68 No. 6).
^ 'PELVIC FLOOR MANAGEMENT' FOR WOMEN.
^ Viz. Roger's Profanisaurus Rex. 0752228129.
^ Miyagi, Mimi (2002). Amber the Lesbian Queefer.
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Hope it helps, position change seems to help, doggie style seems to increase queffing.

Good luck with it!!

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Vaginal gas that involves strong odor or fecal matter may be a result of colovaginal fistula
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In England they call it a fanny fart but their word for p.....y is fanny.

And in Paris they call a Big Mac

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Vaginal gas that involves strong odor or fecal matter may be a result of colovaginal fistula

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I don't think thats anything that a good dose of
streoids would not cure.
 

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I guess since its just us men in here, I can tell a experience that I had with a ex-girlfriend when I was in my prime so to speak.

To get right to the point.

We were in the 69 position and things were feeling really good. Not much of a visual but there are alot worse places in the world to find yourself looking up at a nice firm ass of a woman.

So things are heating up and and I am holding on with both hands and I let up some to lean back a little and take a breather.

At that moment there was a sound if I remember correctly, and a huge wet ring that looked like a bagel except bigger, came spurting out of her fanny (english version) and wrapped around my head and slipped down around my ears and neck.

There was very little time to react but needless to say, I was stunned like she had tasered me.

To this day I do not really know what that was
as it never happened to me again.

I think its one of them things that happen in life that you really just don't need to know the details of the what , why , where , and whens.:SIB
 
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I guess since its just us men in here, I can tell a experience that I had with a ex girlfriend when I was in my prime so to speak.

To get right to the point.

We were in the 69 position and things were feeling really good. Not much of a visual but there are alot worse places in the world to find yourself looking up at a the nice firm ass of a woman.

So things are heating up and and I am holding on with both hands and I let up some to lean back a little and take a breather.

At that moment there was a sound if I remember correctly, and a huge wet ring that looked like a bagel except bigger, came spurting out of her fanny (english version) and wrapped around my head and slipped down around my ears and neck.

There was very little time to react but needless to say I was stunned like someone had tasered me.

To this day I do not really know what that was as it never happened to me again.

I think its one of them things that happen in life that you really just don't need to know the details of the what , why , where , and whens.:SIB


HOLY CRAP!!!!!! I just snorted a glass a wine!!!

Damn, funny ass shit right there!

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I guess since its just us men in here, I can tell a experience that I had with a ex girlfriend when I was in my prime so to speak.

To get right to the point.

We were in the 69 position and things were feeling really good. Not much of a visual but there are alot worse places in the world to find yourself looking up at a the nice firm ass of a woman.

So things are heating up and and I am holding on with both hands and I let up some to lean back a little and take a breather.

At that moment there was a sound if I remember correctly, and a huge wet ring that looked like a bagel except bigger, came spurting out of her fanny (english version) and wrapped around my head and slipped down around my ears and neck.

There was very little time to react but needless to say I was stunned like someone had tasered me.

To this day I do not really know what that was as it never happened to me again.

I think its one of them things that happen in life that you really just don't need to know the details of the what , why , where , and whens.:SIB

I'm no gynecologist, but it sounds like you got the full brunt of her giving birth to an octopus.:shrug:
 

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well to get to the bottom of this

I will find a picture that will look or give a good semblance of what I had seen that night.

I may be on a mission of sorts.

A mission from queefe
 
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