Kentucky boy tells of his first sexual experience

[SixFive]

from EASTERN Kentucky; not from my area... :mj07:

Two Kentucky boys were driving along one day and one of them points down a creek bank and tells the other feller about his first time to have sex.

"It was right down there by that there tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer day... We were madly in love... We made our way down to that the tree and made love for hours," explained Ryan.

"That sounds amazing," exclaimed Jimbo.

"Yep, it was goin' real well until I looked up and saw her momma standing right there watching us..."

"Damn, what did her momma say when she saw you puttin' it to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."

 

[lewehands]

:142smilie

 

[Handi Capper]

from EASTERN Kentucky; not from my area... :mj07:

Two Kentucky boys were driving along one day and one of them points down a creek bank and tells the other feller about his first time to have sex.

"It was right down there by that there tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer day... We were madly in love... We made our way down to that the tree and made love for hours," explained Ryan.

"That sounds amazing," exclaimed Jimbo.

"Yep, it was goin' real well until I looked up and saw her momma standing right there watching us..."

"Damn, what did her momma say when she saw you puttin' it to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."

:shrug: where's the punch line :shrug:

 

[Morris]

:shrug: where's the punch line :shrug:

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[MadJack]

not from my area

:mj07: :mj07:

 

[Blitz]

 

[Morris]

:scared :scared

 

[boilermaker]

There will never be another ewe.

 

[new redneck]

difference between the rollong stones and a scottish sheep herder ????????? the stones sing " hey you get of of my cloud"" the sheepherde says " hey mcloud get off of my ewe !!!