how do you want to die?

DOGS THAT BARK

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LMAO Wayne. I like how you quoted Smurphy. If that is your idea of "accomplishing" something.......oh, nevermind. You're a lost cause.

I figure anyone that volunteers to be put in harms for anyone else --is accomplishing something--evidently we have diff of opinion.

What about this--by having those that volunteer its keeps those that don't out of draft--see they do accomplish something for everyone ;)
 

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What the hell does this have to do with this thread? God she is so pretty. Maybe she should be in all the threads

The thread is titled "How do you want to die?
Nuff said.
The girl goes to U of Az. Sometimes you can right click a photo and click "Properties and the subject's name may be part of the URL. I really don't have a favorite way to die, don't know anyone who does.
 

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I don't care how I die, I just would like it to happen after I get to see my children grow up, get married and have kids of their own.

And if all that happens then i would like it to be surfing in Figi when I'm 80. :SIB
 

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I try not to think about it....Death has always been my biggest fear since I was a child. The way I look at it I didn't make any plans on being here and I'm not making any plans on leaving. The older I get, the more I value each day. I just pray to live a long healthy life .When it's my time to go , I pray it will be without pain and before my Wife or children. Without them, I would have no life to speak of anyway.....
 

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peacefully, in the back yard, stareing at a full moon
with a ice cold Bud in my hand :00hour
 

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maybe one of the local muni's in your hometown will erect a statue in your honor :shrug:
Yep, looks like it's already up...

gayest-statue-ever.jpg
 

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shot by a jealous husband who finds me in bed with his 23 year old wife when I am 87 and just screwed her about five times
 

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Chasing the Next Dime...
This is a pretty bad way

This is a pretty bad way

Pet creepy-crawlies eat human owner


A GERMAN man who lived with over 200 black widow spiders was fatally bitten by one and then eaten by his other pet creepy-crawlies.

Police found Mark Voegel, 30, in his apartment partially eaten by his pet spiders, several snakes, lizards and thousands of termites, Sun.co.uk reported.

Neighbours called police after becoming worried about the smell coming from Voegel's apartment.

Police were met by an unforgettably gruesome scene.

?It was like a horror movie. His corpse was over the sofa," a police spokesman said.

?Giant webs draped him, spiders were all over him. They were coming out of his nose and his mouth.

?There was everything there one could imagine in the world of reptiles.

?Larger pieces of flesh torn off by the lizards were scooped up and taken back to the webs of tarantulas and other bird-eating spiders.?

Voegel, who never invited people back to his small apartment, lived in the German city of Dortmund, Sun.co.uk reported.

Spider expert and animal cruelty officer Gabi Bayer said he kept creatures ?that should never be allowed in a private home?.

?He had spiders so aggressive they are the equivalent of a pit-bull in the animal world,? she said.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22327263-13762,00.html
 

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Either saying it myself or having someone read Psalm 23...

"The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever."
 

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^^ lord god she's nice


well, if i'm cancer ridden or terminal someday, which is a good possiblity, I'd want to drift off into sedated bliss by means of the best opiates out there. dying in your sleep is terrifying to think about, since you don't have any chance to say goodbye to anyone.

if it's spontaneous, I'd rather not have a stroke or heart attack. a bus, mack truck, or a falling meteorite to the skull would do just fine.
 
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