A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man, standing alone. She approached him. "My name is Carmen," she told him. "That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most--cars and men. What's your name?" she asked. "Larry Titsenbeer," he said...:00x24
This place needs a JOKE.....
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I agree its stupid, and I laughed out loud. Maybe because it was so stupid? :SIB
But I thought with all the bickering.....
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Franky
Oh yes you do....:142smilie
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:mj07: I actually was thinking, who in the hell could reply that fast? And then some names, including that one came to mind:mj07:
And, I'm still all tear'd up from Adolph Hitler getting banned from Full Tilt:00hour
Guess I needed a good laugh....
Franky
guys runs into his house, all excited, and tells his wife
"honey, i just bought the best hearing aid on the market and i can hear great!"
she says "oh yeah? what kind is it?"
he says "nine-thirty"
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"honey, i just bought the best hearing aid on the market and i can hear great!"
she says "oh yeah? what kind is it?"
he says "nine-thirty"
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Being the honest man i am i will admit i have seen that on more than one occasion. One time i was gonna put it as my signature. I think my record is 33 seconds. Let me see if i can find it. Here it is.
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