User Profile: The Sponge
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Sorry to barge in here like dis guys but has anybody seen my co-worker, The Sponge?
He aint shown up for work da past two nights and The Toilet Brush is havin to pull double-duty to pick up his slack. Tings are startin to get a little messy around here cause ole TB draws da line at licking urinals. This aint really been a problem in da past since Spongey seems to really like dat part of his job but if he dont make it to work today, dis is only gonna get worse.
I cant imagine what has happened to Sponge as he is mostly pretty dependable but da scuttlebutt around da Janitor?s Closet is dat he has a gamblin problem and a coupla tough looking guys were poking around here yesterday askin lotsa questions. It seems dat Sponge was talkin up a couple of games pretty big last week and told a bunch of fellas dat the fix was in. Well tings dint exactly go as planned and deez guys lost a ton of dough and dey aint too friggin happy bout it.
Maybe Ill run over to The Brooms place to see if hes holed up over dere cuz he an dat ole hag kinda have a ting goin on. Hey wit Sponges looks he cant ezactly be too choosey if you know what I mean so hes pretty lucky da ole broad likes him a little bit.
I hope Spongey is OK cuz even do he talks too much he really is a good worker and dere aint nobody around here dat can lick a urinal like our pal The Sponge. If anyone sees Spongey please tell him we miss him and dat dose urinals aint gonna clean demselves.
He aint shown up for work da past two nights and The Toilet Brush is havin to pull double-duty to pick up his slack. Tings are startin to get a little messy around here cause ole TB draws da line at licking urinals. This aint really been a problem in da past since Spongey seems to really like dat part of his job but if he dont make it to work today, dis is only gonna get worse.
I cant imagine what has happened to Sponge as he is mostly pretty dependable but da scuttlebutt around da Janitor?s Closet is dat he has a gamblin problem and a coupla tough looking guys were poking around here yesterday askin lotsa questions. It seems dat Sponge was talkin up a couple of games pretty big last week and told a bunch of fellas dat the fix was in. Well tings dint exactly go as planned and deez guys lost a ton of dough and dey aint too friggin happy bout it.
Maybe Ill run over to The Brooms place to see if hes holed up over dere cuz he an dat ole hag kinda have a ting goin on. Hey wit Sponges looks he cant ezactly be too choosey if you know what I mean so hes pretty lucky da ole broad likes him a little bit.
I hope Spongey is OK cuz even do he talks too much he really is a good worker and dere aint nobody around here dat can lick a urinal like our pal The Sponge. If anyone sees Spongey please tell him we miss him and dat dose urinals aint gonna clean demselves.
