Quarterback Joke

[Blitz]

God asks Peyton Manning first: 'What do you believe?'
Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, 'I believe
in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in
giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans.'

God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him
a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, 'What do you believe?'

Tony says, 'I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've
always
tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields.'

God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a
seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: 'And you, Tom, what do you believe?'

Tom replies, 'I believe you're in my seat.' :00x11


GO PATS :00hour

 

[freelancc]

that's good

 

[RollTide72]

:mj10:

Merry Christmas.

 

[MadJack]

:mj10:

Merry Christmas.

:mj07:

 

[Franky Wright]

So.....

St. Peter meets both Peyton Manning and Tom Brady at the pearly gates. He tells them both that they have been good people, and supported the less fortunate and were good to their communities.
St. Peter goes on to explain they are now in heaven, and will take them on a tour of the place.

They come up to a very nice house that is all done up in blue and white (think Agent) with Colts Logos all over it. St. Peter says; "This will be your home Peyton" Peyton is astonished and says; "Thank you so much, that is wonderful"

Then they see another nice home that is a decorated in Silver, Blue, Red (think Blitz) with Patriots Logos all over the place. St. Peter says: "This will be your home Tom" Tom can hardly believe it and says; "Thank you St.Peter, this is great"

Then St. Peter tells the two men to enjoy their stay and he will check in with them in a week.

A week goes bye, and the three of them meet up again, and St.Peter asks how they have been getting along. They both respond they really like Heaven, and its been great. But then Tom stops short and says;

"I don't want to sound ungrateful St.Peter, but how come Brett Farve's house is so much bigger than ours?"
Just then Peyton cuts in and says;
"Yea, its like 3 times the size as ours and really done much nicer, whats the deal with that"

St. Peter replies;
"Oh, no, your mistaken! Thats not Brett's house, thats God's house!":SIB


GO PACK GO :00hour

 

[Morris]

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[Blitz]

:mj10:

Merry Christmas.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

 

[ctownguy]

God asks Peyton Manning first: 'What do you believe?'
Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, 'I believe
in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in
giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans.'

God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him
a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, 'What do you believe?'

Tony says, 'I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've
always
tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields.'

God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a
seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: 'And you, Tom, what do you believe?'

Tom replies, 'I believe you're in my seat.' :00x11


GO PATS :00hour

Now that's hilarious:142smilie :142smilie

 

[yyz]

God asks Peyton Manning first: 'What do you believe?'
Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, 'I believe
in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in
giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans.'

God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him
a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, 'What do you believe?'

Tony says, 'I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've
always
tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields.'

God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a
seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: 'And you, Tom, what do you believe?'

Tom replies, 'I believe you're in my seat.' :00x11


GO PATS :00hour

That'd be great if they were all dead!

 

[yyz]

Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the first
nun says, "I`ve never come this way before!" and the
second nun says, "Oh, it must be the cobblestone!"

 

[gardenweasel]

God asks Peyton Manning,"WTF HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD?"