THIS COUNTRY HAS GONE TO SHIT

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Cameras everywhere. Can't smoke anywhere. Can't drink and drive. Taxed to death. Politicians are worthless hacks. Everything you do and eat is bad for you. Everyone will soon have an ID chip implanted in their body. This is becoming the "No Fun Country"!


And now this F'n intrusion into one's personal life!

Makes me want to move to Russia.



























Virginia targets adults who French kiss kids

Law passed Saturday would require them to register as sex offenders

RICHMOND, Va. - Virginia state legislators passed a law Saturday that would require adults who French kiss a child younger than 13 to register as a sex offender.

Those convicted of tongue-kissing a child would be guilty of a misdemeanor, punishable by up to one year in jail and a $2,500 fine. The House of Delegates passed the legislation 96-1 and the Senate 39-0.

The bill now heads to Gov. Timothy M. Kaine, who said he supports the legislation.

Delagate Riley Ingram, R-Hopewell, introduced the bill on behalf of a woman whose 10-year-old daughter was French-kissed by the 62-year-old husband of her babysitter.

The only crime prosecutors could charge the man with was contributing to the delinquency of a minor, which did not require that he register as a sex offender. WTF?

Ingram and other members of the House fought to make the crime a felony, but in the final day of the 2008 General Assembly session gave in to senators who thought that classifying it as a felony was too harsh.

Delegate Phillip Hamilton, R-Newport News, cast the lone nay vote, refusing to back down from his belief that the crime should be a felony.

"I think that type of behavior is so egregious it warrants a felony," Hamilton said.

Ingram said he was satisfied that a conviction would land someone on the sex offender registry.





Do they have running water in "Virgin"ia?
 

yyz

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Apparently, they need an " * " at the end of, "Virginia is for Lovers"?


I guess Smurphy won't be making vacation plans for the Blue Ridge mountains anytime soon?
 

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Apparently, they need an " * " at the end of, "Virginia is for Lovers"?


I guess Smurphy won't be making vacation plans for the Blue Ridge mountains anytime soon?


Not sure I understand the joke about Smurphy. I know that i'm obtuse, but i'm not quite sure where he's proven himself to be a pedophile.

What's the deal, Eric? You got something?
 

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Damnit, I was going to let that one go. I have a thick skin and don't mind jokes about me on almost any subject ...except something like pedophilia. WTF yyz? This isn't the first time - I don't get it - but go fu*k yourself, okay.
 

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Damnit, I was going to let that one go. I have a thick skin and don't mind jokes about me on almost any subject ...except something like pedophilia. WTF yyz? This isn't the first time - I don't get it - but go fu*k yourself, okay.


he's prob referring to that pic of you with the little blondie :shrug:
 

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:hitit:

:mj07:

Sure, she's an ADULT. But of course all I did was a have a drink with those ADULTS anyway.

Maybe I'm too sensitive about this. I'll start laughing more at pedophilia and rape jokes.
 

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Not sure I understand the joke about Smurphy. I know that i'm obtuse, but i'm not quite sure where he's proven himself to be a pedophile.

What's the deal, Eric? You got something?

It does harken back to that photo with the Icelandic Mouseketeers that Jack was gettin' at.

Just crackin' on Smurph over it. You know how people always post the "sleepy" pics when they think of you at times? Well, I'll always see the pic of him with the "kids" in that picture at the party he was at when items like this surface. That's all.
 

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Why dont you go on, and have a seat over there smurph....


17stan.jpg
 

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Why dont you go on, and have a seat over there smurph....


17stan.jpg

"hi...i`m chris hanson"...lol......:mj07:

poor smurph...:SIB

obama commented on schpritzer:

"you can`t campaign on change,

when you spend that kinda scratch on snatch".....


/shades of jesse...
 

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Jack,

Please don't comment on my antics while we happen to be in the same city.... Thanks. :nono:

:SIB

:00x32

Note to self....

Handicapper had to give Jack the same directive in another thread.

Starting to become something of a "trend" methinks.

:0corn
 

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:00x32

Note to self....

Handicapper had to give Jack the same directive in another thread.

Starting to become something of a "trend" methinks.

:0corn
taoist misunderstood by earlier post in this thread and handicapper told a joke using his wife as a character in the joke and didn't want me to say anything to her about it the next time i see her :shrug:

:SIB
 
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