ok, poor little kickserv was dumped a while ago and I guess is finally ready to "find a female":SIB
It has been a long long time since I was in a relationship and am the first one to admit that I can't stand 95% of females on the planet, I know I am far from perfect, but I gotta tell ya, most ladies out there annoy me to no end. :dizzy:
Yes I know I know, perhaps I need to lower my standards, but I mean really there is no need for me to settle for this now is there :jerkit:
So, I ask the madjackers.......does this female exist:shrug:
It is not that unreasonable of a list now is it:shrug:
-she gets along with her parents
-never had a drug problem
-"open minded" in the bedroom
-well educated
-never had an eating disorder
-bisexual
-never had a problem with alcohol
-doesn't mind to place the odd bet
-will watch sports on TV
-was never abused by friend, parent, boyfriend, or relative
-doesn't care how much money you make
-can actually carry on a conversation
-loves to travel
-doesn't get jealous easily
-respects each others privacy
-doesn't wear tons of make-up
-will get ready in under an hour
-tells the truth
-knows the meaning of the word "quickie"
-not super religious
-will have sex when she wants to.....doesn't care what "other girls say"
-could care less about Oprah
-confident in her appearance
-keeps in shape
-doesn't smoke
-not married or in committed relationship
It has been a long long time since I was in a relationship and am the first one to admit that I can't stand 95% of females on the planet, I know I am far from perfect, but I gotta tell ya, most ladies out there annoy me to no end. :dizzy:
Yes I know I know, perhaps I need to lower my standards, but I mean really there is no need for me to settle for this now is there :jerkit:
So, I ask the madjackers.......does this female exist:shrug:
It is not that unreasonable of a list now is it:shrug:
-she gets along with her parents
-never had a drug problem
-"open minded" in the bedroom
-well educated
-never had an eating disorder
-bisexual
-never had a problem with alcohol
-doesn't mind to place the odd bet
-will watch sports on TV
-was never abused by friend, parent, boyfriend, or relative
-doesn't care how much money you make
-can actually carry on a conversation
-loves to travel
-doesn't get jealous easily
-respects each others privacy
-doesn't wear tons of make-up
-will get ready in under an hour
-tells the truth
-knows the meaning of the word "quickie"
-not super religious
-will have sex when she wants to.....doesn't care what "other girls say"
-could care less about Oprah
-confident in her appearance
-keeps in shape
-doesn't smoke
-not married or in committed relationship
