The one's in Canada are working at one of your many fine "clubs" I'm always hearing about :shrug:
Does this female exist on planet earth??
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The one's in Canada are working at one of your many fine "clubs" I'm always hearing about :shrug:
That's how wifey scores on my end.
She is 28 5'7 133 lbs blonde hair blue eyes 34C. :Yep:
IMHO...you should also add that "she must have good relationship with her father." That is a big one that will take care of lots of those other criteria with one fell swoop.
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Really?
I wouldnt want her to lose any weight...the boobs are the first area to lose it....she already has a flat stomach. I think you need some help.
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There are a lot of very sharp,well educated and very well adjusted females who enjoy sexual relations with both genders.
and way up the corporate ladder I might add.
Sexual preference is a choice ..not a stygma..
..and if she wants to bring her bestest girlfriend home ..
hey it's always best to keep the ladies happy..
and way up the corporate ladder I might add.
Sexual preference is a choice ..not a stygma..
..and if she wants to bring her bestest girlfriend home ..
hey it's always best to keep the ladies happy..
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My wife is ALL of the above ... except for the bi-sexual part - and she won't watch ANY sports on t.v.
...now if only I could get her friend over here for a threesome while the game is on - then she would cover the whole list!
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...now if only I could get her friend over here for a threesome while the game is on - then she would cover the whole list!
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great info from many madjackers.....thanks! Also, good to see that my list isn't that unrealistic. Although I must say there are some lucky madjackers out there, looks like they have found some keepers:SIB
And in no way am I looking for a female that meets ALL the requirements just some of em.
Also I agree with old school....there are a lot and I mean a lot of ladies out there they like both sexes. But in no way is that a "must" in a relationship, but it is a bonus I'll tell ya that:SIB But hey to each their own!
As for my comment about money, all I am saying is I can't stand girls that ONLY care about money, that's all I mean with that comment.
And in no way am I looking for a female that meets ALL the requirements just some of em.
Also I agree with old school....there are a lot and I mean a lot of ladies out there they like both sexes. But in no way is that a "must" in a relationship, but it is a bonus I'll tell ya that:SIB But hey to each their own!
As for my comment about money, all I am saying is I can't stand girls that ONLY care about money, that's all I mean with that comment.
You have this list of criteria... but you were wanting to find a job over in the middle east?
goddam you would be a miserable lonely bastard over there.
goddam you would be a miserable lonely bastard over there.
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This is the one I have been looking for for years:shrug:
1.) 'I'll swallow it all...I just love the taste!'
2.) 'Are you sure you've had enough beer?'
3.) 'I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!'
4.) 'Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tawnee over for a threesome!'
5.) 'If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!'
6.) 'I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?'
7.) 'You're so sexy when you're hung over.'
8.) 'I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.'
9.) 'Let's subscribe to Hustler.'
10.) 'Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?'
11.) 'Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.'
12.) 'I'll be out painting the house.'
13.) 'I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too.'
14.) 'Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!'
15.) 'I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.'
16.) 'No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.'
17.) 'Your mother did a great job raising you.'
18.) 'Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself new clubs.'
19.) 'I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year for God's sake. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.'
20.) 'Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?'
21.) 'Not the ****ing mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!'
22.) 'Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.'
23.) 'You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.'
24.) 'That was a great fart! Do another one!'
25.) 'I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya!'
1.) 'I'll swallow it all...I just love the taste!'
2.) 'Are you sure you've had enough beer?'
3.) 'I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!'
4.) 'Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tawnee over for a threesome!'
5.) 'If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!'
6.) 'I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?'
7.) 'You're so sexy when you're hung over.'
8.) 'I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.'
9.) 'Let's subscribe to Hustler.'
10.) 'Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?'
11.) 'Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.'
12.) 'I'll be out painting the house.'
13.) 'I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too.'
14.) 'Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!'
15.) 'I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.'
16.) 'No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.'
17.) 'Your mother did a great job raising you.'
18.) 'Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself new clubs.'
19.) 'I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year for God's sake. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.'
20.) 'Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?'
21.) 'Not the ****ing mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!'
22.) 'Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.'
23.) 'You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.'
24.) 'That was a great fart! Do another one!'
25.) 'I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya!'
