Has your wife or girlfriend even caught you watching porn???

[maverick2112]

Clicked on that thread titled "FREE" on here last nigh and was busted by my wife:mj07:

she was pissed and I could only start laughing...........I said to her....."What kind of nomal guy doesnt watch porn every now and then on the net"!!

Needless to say I was ignored the rest of the night:shrug:

 

[bej0101]

yes and if she don't like it tough..don't sleep on the couch either, make her..:0corn

 

[CANADA MAN]

Yea, my wife caught me once....so she started watching and she's been hooked ever since!!
54 DVD's in the bedroom closet...and counting!

:00hour :00hour :00hour

God Bless Montreal girls!!!!

 

[RAYMOND]

my wife don't care:00hour she want to watch it with me:00hour

 

[smurphy]

God Bless Montreal girls!!!!

Christine Young?

 

[fatdaddycool]

Ex wife woke up and found me on the couch in the living room drunk, sound asleep, pants around ankles and a wad of stiff kleenex stuck to the head of my then flaccid penis, all the while "Throbbin Hood" was playing way to loud on the big screen. Bad day in black rock that day.:shrug:

 

[hedgehog]

Wife found a porn dvd about 5 years ago and told me she did not care if I had porn, just make sure to hide it better. I told her it was a friends dvd and not to worry

 

[Eddie Haskell]

FDC:

That was way too descriptive.

Eddie

 

[MadJack]

Ex wife woke up and found me on the couch in the living room drunk, sound asleep, pants around ankles and a wad of stiff kleenex stuck to the head of my then flaccid penis, all the while "Throbbin Hood" was playing way to loud on the big screen. Bad day in black rock that day.:shrug:

:tmi:

 

[jer-z jock]

Ex wife woke up and found me on the couch in the living room drunk, sound asleep, pants around ankles and a wad of stiff kleenex stuck to the head of my then flaccid penis, all the while "Throbbin Hood" was playing way to loud on the big screen. Bad day in black rock that day.:shrug:

:mj07: :mj07: Maybe thats the reason she became an ex.....to think you would come home drunk and go choke the chicken on the couch to pass out versus going into the room WHERE SHE WAS and jump her bones may have been a little spooky to her:jerkit: :hitit: :142smilie :142smilie Seriously, that was a little more descriptive then we needed!!! But funny none the less

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

Yea, my wife caught me once....so she started watching and she's been hooked ever since!!
54 DVD's in the bedroom closet...and counting!

:00hour :00hour :00hour

God Bless Montreal girls!!!!

54 DVD's????
:142smilie

 

[The Boys]

I caught my wife watching porn.

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

nope

 

[cavy1]

yes and if she don't like it tough..don't sleep on the couch either, make her..:0corn

This is the big one hold your ground

 

[fatdaddycool]

:mj07: :mj07: Maybe thats the reason she became an ex.....to think you would come home drunk and go choke the chicken on the couch to pass out versus going into the room WHERE SHE WAS and jump her bones may have been a little spooky to her:jerkit: :hitit: :142smilie :142smilie Seriously, that was a little more descriptive then we needed!!! But funny none the less

Hey I was just answering the question. As far as that being the reason sh is my ex.......no way.
She is my ex because she had thirteen different personalities and twelve of them hated my guts.

Eddie,
As a lawyer by trade I would have thought at least you could understand that the story has to paint the picture...............otherwise its all just so much fluff.

Hope that helps,

FDC

Besides, it was way better than the time she caught me crawling on all fours buck friggin naked on the kitchen floor picking up lettuce and tomatoes because I dropped the left over salad bowl that was in the fridge trying to get to a pickle.

It ain't all sunshine and rainbows in my world chief:00hour

 

[Eddie Haskell]

FDC:

As a lawyer, I would have instructed my client to just answer the question. In this case, a simple "yes" would have done just fine.

Eddie

 

[fatdaddycool]

FDC:

As a lawyer, I would have instructed my client to just answer the question. In this case, a simple "yes" would have done just fine.

Eddie

I studied on that some, uhmmm hmmmm. (Carl from movie Sling Blade reference, which the humor has now been lost as I had to explain the reference) but yes I probably should have gotten a lawyer before I answered.

FDC

 

[StevieD]

The question should be Have you ever caught your wife watching porn? Sadly, no I have not.