Appeasement

Eddie Haskell

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Since Jack and x2 want everyone to love one another all of a sudden here at the P & R Forum I thought I would start this very temporary love fest with a thread where we all tell a joke which goes against our personal political beliefs. I'll start with the olive branch. As a somewhat left leaning centrist I'll take a shot at the senior senator from Massachusetts.

I heard that a Ted Kennedy was removed from a malignant tumor last week. Gods speed to the malignant tumor.

Eddie
 

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where is she anyways.

Why is she keeping us waiting like a bunch of bitchs.

If she does not stand down, and just says she is suspending, based on fighting at the convention,
to get the nomination.

She is nuts anyway. We all know that.
 

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McCain is who I dislike the least, so hear goes...

as told by Dustin Hoffman...

"John McCain is so old..."

"How old is he?"

"McCain is so old that he once owned Sidney Poitier."

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McCain is who I dislike the least, so hear goes...

as told by Dustin Hoffman...

"John McCain is so old..."

"How old is he?"

"McCain is so old that he once owned Sidney Poitier."

:flush:
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Jack

Eddies is worse.

Six is not stating the opposite, he is just stating what he believes.

Eddie is just being downright cruel towards another human being .
 

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Jack

Eddies is worse.

Six is not stating the opposite, he is just stating what he believes.

Eddie is just being downright cruel towards another human being .
eddie is a troublemaker :SIB
 

Eddie Haskell

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Look at all the love in this thread.

This is the dawning of the age of aquarius
age of aquarius
aquarius
aquarius

Harmony and understanding
sympathy and trust abounding....

Eddie
 

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Look at all the love in this thread.

This is the dawning of the age of aquarius
age of aquarius
aquarius
aquarius

Harmony and understanding
sympathy and trust abounding....

Eddie

eddie my friend...i knew were are a 5th dimension type of guy....:142smilie
 

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This is supposed to be akin to a Pollock joke in the Middle East

This is supposed to be akin to a Pollock joke in the Middle East

Did you hear the one about the Palestinian suicide bomber? He ran 27 successful missions!
 

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One more .............

One more .............

A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go, is to say, "Hallelujah!"

The only way to make the donkey stop, is to say, "Amen!"

The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions.

"Hallelujah!" shouted the man. The donkey began to trot. "Amen!" shouted the man. The donkey stopped immediately.

"This is great!" said the man. With a "Hallelujah" he rode off, very proud of his new purchase.

The man traveled for a long time through the mountains. As he headed towards a cliff, he tried to remember the word to make the donkey stop.

"Stop," said the man. "Halt!" he cried. The donkey just kept going.

"Oh, no..."

"Bible...Church!...Please! Stop!!," shouted the man. The donkey just began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the edge of the cliff.

Finally, in desperation, the man said a prayer..."Please, dear Lord. Please make this donkey stop before I go off the end of this mountain, In Jesus name, AMEN."

The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the cliff.

"HALLELUJAH!" shouted the man.
 

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A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go, is to say, "Hallelujah!"

The only way to make the donkey stop, is to say, "Amen!"

The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions.

"Hallelujah!" shouted the man. The donkey began to trot. "Amen!" shouted the man. The donkey stopped immediately.

"This is great!" said the man. With a "Hallelujah" he rode off, very proud of his new purchase.

The man traveled for a long time through the mountains. As he headed towards a cliff, he tried to remember the word to make the donkey stop.

"Stop," said the man. "Halt!" he cried. The donkey just kept going.

"Oh, no..."

"Bible...Church!...Please! Stop!!," shouted the man. The donkey just began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the edge of the cliff.

Finally, in desperation, the man said a prayer..."Please, dear Lord. Please make this donkey stop before I go off the end of this mountain, In Jesus name, AMEN."

The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the cliff.

"HALLELUJAH!" shouted the man.


What does this have to do with Jackson Pollock:shrug:
 
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