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CryBoy

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The problem I have with this type of security check is random selection of passengers to be screened. I was randomly selected last summer at DFW Interrnational. What the f_ck! I was in shorts, T-shirt, and sandals. F_king idiot. Yeah! Pick me. I'm a freakin' terrorist on my way to a workshop in Lake Tahoe.

I wasn't so much offended that I was ramdomly selected to be checked but rather thought the system is screwy because if they select a bearded, middle-eastern guy wearing a turban, god forbid, the whole Muslim nation would scream discrimination. Every terrorist-looking m.f. got by and they picked me. I am a member of MadJacks for Christ sake.
 

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I am a member of MadJacks for Christ sake.
:00hour

next time tell them to shoot me an email or call me and i'll look into the matter for you :SIB

i've been picked out many times but the reason was because my flight was booked at the last minute (within 24-48 hours). was that your case that time?

watch the selection process with that new gadget ;)

i know who i'd screen if i was running that thing :00hour
 

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The problem I have with this type of security check is random selection of passengers to be screened. I was randomly selected last summer at DFW Interrnational. What the f_ck! I was in shorts, T-shirt, and sandals. F_king idiot. Yeah! Pick me. I'm a freakin' terrorist on my way to a workshop in Lake Tahoe.

I wasn't so much offended that I was ramdomly selected to be checked but rather thought the system is screwy because if they select a bearded, middle-eastern guy wearing a turban, god forbid, the whole Muslim nation would scream discrimination. Every terrorist-looking m.f. got by and they picked me. I am a member of MadJacks for Christ sake.

don't shower for a week

tell them you hid a weapon under your arm
 

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You gotta love the system they have in the Cancun Airport, it's basically a giant
traffic light with a random red or green. Out of the four times down there only had red once.

But I had brown on the Beach all four times :SIB
 

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You gotta love the system they have in the Cancun Airport, it's basically a giant
traffic light with a random red or green. Out of the four times down there only had red once.

But I had brown on the Beach all four times :SIB

They got rid of the traffic light several years ago!
 
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